banging chicks from myspace.com

[gilbert]

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alright- you guys probably need to do some work on my profile as well. feel free to get creative or whatever needs to be done to get the job done.



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well, you look nothing like the hellraiser i thought you would be.

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"People who are atleast an 8 out of 10 on the coolness scale which is as low as I can go and still respect myself. Note if you are some chick with 600 guy friends half of which aren't wearing a shirt in their pic - this is NOT you."

I like this. I might paraphrase it for my page.

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I was thinking the same thing, but I was probably just going to steal it.

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I am hella clever there really no debating that. I feel confident going into the message phase

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Alright idiots... Any message where you tell the girl she's hot or give out your phone number immediately would be absolutely retarded. Hot girls on Myspace get messages like this all the time. Here's how you get laid off this site...

1. Lead with a completely ridiculous and random message.
2. Have a nice profile with several pictures of yourself (put some time in to your profile... be witty, colorize it).


What I do is go through a bunch of profiles and send a message that says "Inside?" to the girls that are hot (the question mark after the "inside" is of utmost importance).

Usually about 33% of these girls message me back with responses of "huh?,""inside. what?," or "outside." If you're less attractive than I am, you will get a lower percentage, but if you send out enough of these random messages you will get some answers. After their first reply you send something like... "yeah, inside. what are you up to tonight?"... they will say what they are up to and you can work your magic from there.

It is important that you do not make much small talk with these girls... a few messages... ask them to hang out... get their number... give them yours... just do this MANY times and you will get some. Guaranteed.

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Nice - more pics I can do that no problem, how about [censored] with my dog?

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Maybe the liquor is slowing me down, but I have no idea what you're asking.

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Alright idiots... Any message where you tell the girl she's hot or give out your phone number immediately would be absolutely retarded. Hot girls on Myspace get messages like this all the time. Here's how you get laid off this site...

1. Lead with a completely ridiculous and random message.
2. Have a nice profile with several pictures of yourself (put some time in to your profile... be witty, colorize it).


What I do is go through a bunch of profiles and send a message that says "Inside?" to the girls that are hot (the question mark after the "inside" is of utmost importance).

Usually about 33% of these girls message me back with responses of "huh?,""inside. what?," or "outside." If you're less attractive than I am, you will get a lower percentage, but if you send out enough of these random messages you will get some answers. After their first reply you send something like... "yeah, inside. what are you up to tonight?"... they will say what they are up to and you can work your magic from there.

It is important that you do not make much small talk with these girls... a few messages... ask them to hang out... get their number... give them yours... just do this MANY times and you will get some. Guaranteed.

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Nice - more pics I can do that no problem, how about [censored] with my dog?

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Maybe the liquor is slowing me down, but I have no idea what you're asking.

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I saw a bunch of pics of dogs and people with their dogs when I was browsing. I have a dog and can go this route if its helpful.

[Boris]

shelley is the girl for you bro. Hit it.

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alright- you guys probably need to do some work on my profile as well. feel free to get creative or whatever needs to be done to get the job done.

my profile

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hi [censored], what are your two favorite colors?

[Tony_P]

he thought the "[censored]" was f---ing

[gilbert]

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Alright idiots... Any message where you tell the girl she's hot or give out your phone number immediately would be absolutely retarded. Hot girls on Myspace get messages like this all the time. Here's how you get laid off this site...

1. Lead with a completely ridiculous and random message.
2. Have a nice profile with several pictures of yourself (put some time in to your profile... be witty, colorize it).


What I do is go through a bunch of profiles and send a message that says "Inside?" to the girls that are hot (the question mark after the "inside" is of utmost importance).

Usually about 33% of these girls message me back with responses of "huh?,""inside. what?," or "outside." If you're less attractive than I am, you will get a lower percentage, but if you send out enough of these random messages you will get some answers. After their first reply you send something like... "yeah, inside. what are you up to tonight?"... they will say what they are up to and you can work your magic from there.

It is important that you do not make much small talk with these girls... a few messages... ask them to hang out... get their number... give them yours... just do this MANY times and you will get some. Guaranteed.

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Nice - more pics I can do that no problem, how about [censored] with my dog?

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Maybe the liquor is slowing me down, but I have no idea what you're asking.

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i thought you meant fcuking with your dog, but i'm guessing you meant take pictures of you doing stuff with you dog. but yes, you need about five pics on there.

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shelley is the girl for you bro. Hit it.

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Interesting man, she was one of my favorites with just browsing through.

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alright- you guys probably need to do some work on my profile as well. feel free to get creative or whatever needs to be done to get the job done.

my profile

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hi [censored], what are your two favorite colors?

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uhh black and gray. should I be adding my favorite colors?