**Official uNL Microbrew thread: January (nc)**

[evilempire]

HAYAHCHAHCHACHA
200 hands
AA < QJ
AA < K4
QQ < 88 YAHAYCHAYHAHAHCA

HAYCHAHCAHCHAH
KK < TT HITS GUTSHOT
HAYCHAHCAHCHA -3.5 buyins in like 25 minutes

JJ loses to AT on a AQJ flop
yikes i can't for a stretch when I don't lose a hand

zomg
AJ < AK on JJTx. WHO THE F' GOES ALLIN WITH AK WITH THAT BOARD

[jonyy6788]

Rough evilempire, very rough

[barryc83]

Someone wrote this in another thread, but I think its funny and I totally agree.

"I would gladly give up my 2nd amendment for the right to deposit via Neteller."

[Leviathan101]

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Someone wrote this in another thread, but I think its funny and I totally agree.

"I would gladly give up my 2nd amendment for the right to deposit via Neteller."

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I laugh at this. It's funny. And I totally agree.

[thac]

You know your day is going really bad when you scream "HOLD!" when you get AA v QQ all-in on the flop. Shortstacks can dieeee.

I've gotten 1-outed twice today.

[RAHZero]

Why do I even play this game anymore? This [censored] donkey runner-runnered my AA two hands before this. He's absolutely terrible, so bad that I turbo shoved this flop, confident I was well ahead of his range. Made a great read, and then this sh!t happens.


Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $.50 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($73.25)
SB ($19.50)
BB ($75.20)
Hero ($50)
MP ($38.75)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $6.25</font>, Hero calls $4.25.

Flop: ($12.75) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $12.75</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $43.25</font>, BB calls $30.50.

Turn: ($98.25) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($98.25) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $98.25

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has Ad Kh (two pair, kings and twos).
Hero has 9d 9s (two pair, nines and twos).
Outcome: BB wins $98.25. </font>

Edit: I'm down over a buy-in today, thanks to this hand and these:

AQs &lt; A2o AIPF
AA &lt; Q2s, runner runner flush, 2/3 of his stack in on flop and turn

[RAHZero]

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Why do I even play this game anymore? This [censored] donkey runner-runnered my AA two hands before this. He's absolutely terrible, so bad that I turbo shoved this flop, confident I was well ahead of his range. Made a great read, and then this sh!t happens.


Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $.50 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($73.25)
SB ($19.50)
BB ($75.20)
Hero ($50)
MP ($38.75)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $6.25</font>, Hero calls $4.25.

Flop: ($12.75) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $12.75</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $43.25</font>, BB calls $30.50.

Turn: ($98.25) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($98.25) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $98.25

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has Ad Kh (two pair, kings and twos).
Hero has 9d 9s (two pair, nines and twos).
Outcome: BB wins $98.25. </font>

Edit: I'm down over a buy-in today, thanks to this hand and these:

AQs &lt; A2o AIPF
AA &lt; Q2s, runner runner flush, 2/3 of his stack in on flop and turn

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I guess this is why: JJ on a 742 flop, all-in against his A7o and I actually hold (J on turn was nice).

[BukNaked36]

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HAYAHCHAHCHACHA
200 hands
AA &lt; QJ
AA &lt; K4
QQ &lt; 88 YAHAYCHAYHAHAHCA

HAYCHAHCAHCHAH
KK &lt; TT HITS GUTSHOT
HAYCHAHCAHCHA -3.5 buyins in like 25 minutes

JJ loses to AT on a AQJ flop
yikes i can't for a stretch when I don't lose a hand

zomg
AJ &lt; AK on JJTx. WHO THE F' GOES ALLIN WITH AK WITH THAT BOARD

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AA&lt;K4 is my favorite. I always love some jackass calling your raise with his sooooted K and hitting a 2 pair or floosh to take you down. What is the thought process preflop calling raises with K4? It just floors me everytime I see it.

[thac]

This is pretty standard right? I'm getting kinda retarded here lately.

Full Tilt Poker
$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
6 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
BTN: $48.25
SB: $28.2
BB: $7.55
UTG: $84.50
Hero (MP): $49
CO: $49.95

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A ($0.75, 6 players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $2, SB folds, BB folds

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 6 K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($4.75, 2 players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $3.50</font>, BTN calls $3.50

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 6 K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [Q] ($11.75, 2 players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $7</font>, BTN calls $7

<font color="black">River:</font> 6 K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q [3] ($25.75, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $11</font>, Hero calls $11

[keikiwai]

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This is pretty standard right? I'm getting kinda retarded here lately.

Full Tilt Poker
$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
6 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
BTN: $48.25
SB: $28.2
BB: $7.55
UTG: $84.50
Hero (MP): $49
CO: $49.95

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A ($0.75, 6 players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $2, SB folds, BB folds

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 6 K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($4.75, 2 players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $3.50</font>, BTN calls $3.50

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 6 K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [Q] ($11.75, 2 players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $7</font>, BTN calls $7

<font color="black">River:</font> 6 K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q [3] ($25.75, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $11</font>, Hero calls $11

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i wouldn't call the turn bet standard, but i'd play pf, flop and river the same