I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)

[waffle]

Flash test:

Almost scored perfect, but I got a few points knocked off for 3betting a CO open with JTs in the Btn. WTF?

Table coach brag:

I got a table coach to reveal his notes on me to me. They were:
"4 bets with KQo" (I don't ever remember doing this)
"LAP" (Which means Loose Agressive preflop, passive postflop.)

But 6max, I'm only 24/17 or 23/16. And full ring about 14/10(?).

Beat:

Worst aces never lose session ever. ~2200 hand session, get kings a million times and lose with kings 5 times. Get aces only 5 times and they all stand up. Sooo rigged.