Unrequited love - what to do?

[NT!]

so you dropped out of one of the easiest and most useless majors on the planet, put on fifty pounds and you're a huge sissy who likes having women put things in his ass. you live in a fantasy universe. meanwhile, she's a successful and intelligent doctor and a purty lady.

the mystery isn't why she doesn't love you, the mystery is why she even hung out with you in the first place.