Jokes that push the envelope

[unfrgvn]

How do scientists know that Christa McCullough had dandruff?

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They found her head and shoulders on the beach.
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[Alobar]

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I don't get the fox one, if there's anything to get...

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a wicki would have been better

[mike0292]

Whats the difference between Christopher Reeve and OJ Simpson?

OJ walked and Reeve got the electric chair.

[epdaws]

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What's black and blue and doesn't want to have sex?
<font color="white">a rape victim </font>
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Way off the original and funnier answer:

<font color="white">The 4-year old girl tied up in my trunk. </font>

Also --

What's the best part about showering with an 8-year old?

Answer: <font color="white">You can slick his hair back and make him look seven. </font>

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?

Answer:<font color="white">An erection. </font>

[wmonfor]

What's black and crispy and sits at the top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeve in a house fire.

[YeaYeaFaSho]

How can you tell a black man is lying?
His lips are moving

What's the difference between a [censored] and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"

Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
Hes black

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesnt know hes black

[Alobar]

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What's the best part about showering with an 8-year old?

Answer: <font color="white">You can slick his hair back and make him look seven. </font>

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way off the original and funnier joke

Whats the best thing about showering with an 8 year old girl?

answer: <font color="white"> You can slick her hair back and she looks like an 8 year old boy. </font>


similarly

Whats the best thing about having sex with 8 year old girl?

answer: <font color="white"> You can roll her over and pretened she's an 8 year old boy </font>

[Jules22]

whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza?

pizza can feed a family of four

[juschuma]

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson likes to f**k young boys.

[PokrLikeItsProse]

Q: Why do they call the NYPD "New York's Finest"?
A: <font color="white"> Because after 9/11 you can pass them through a sieve </font>