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Evankeal,

Go kill yourself. You think you deserve "integrity" for NOT cheating people during staking/loans. Wow. You are truly [censored] up the head and a total [censored].

[citanul]

All,

Whatever guys, if you want to berate someone, berate me. All EvenKeal did was take me up on an offer for free money to anyone who is reasonably good at the internet and has a few minutes.

I'm thinking about taking up the guy with name, number, etc, as well.

Personally I think that screwing some dude out of free insurance/possibly getting him kicked out of school or whatever would be like, BBV championship material stuff. Guess it's just my sick sense of humor. Hah.

I have no remorse for either my actions, or the original poster.

citanul

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God damn, BBV is serious.

By the way, I can't believe you are trying to get your grade raised when you barely went to class. Profs have no sympathy for that [censored].

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LOC: taking your ability to spend your lunch money...4reals 4 reals, no jopke.

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I know the OP. I am willing to sell his name phone number, and address for 50$ on stars. PM me for more info.

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evenkeal and you are the biggest 2 douchebag's in recent memory. I don't know the OP but you guys are pricks and I hope Karma hits you with a bus.

Oh, and OP, keep these things to yourself, hopefully you learned something about human nature today.

Wow.

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LOL. I was joking. OP is my roommate and was in the room when I posted that. Evenkeal is [censored] retarded. Why would anyone take a 4xxx bio class to fulfil an elective credit? Give up, you suck at the internet. You didn't correctly find any information about him....even with the internet being so easy to use these days...

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Evankeal,

Go kill yourself. You think you deserve "integrity" for NOT cheating people during staking/loans. Wow. You are truly [censored] up the head and a total [censored].

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The thing is, he very well could kill himself over this. He is the depressed type.

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I'm not one to chew someone out, but I desperately need citanul's money that he is offering.

(Please ship it to someone who works hard at academics and ships insanely high marks, please. AlphaWice on stars.) So here I go.

A bit of snooping around determines that he is a student of University of Minnesota, has a major in Applied Economics. One of his course requirements

(http://www.apec.umn.edu/documents/UM...EC%20Major.pdf) forces him to take a course from "the list below" which includes a Biol 4501, Social Uses of Biology the only such course there with a bio name on the pdf page.

Preliminary snooping on google reveals that while one may be led to believe that one <u>Raj Karim</u> is the professor responsible for teaching a BIOL 4501, we find that this is in the Duluth college (wrong), and the title, Microbiology, is wrong. More creative snooping including going through various pdf's reveals that one <u>Alan B Hooper</u> taught a "BIOL 4501 - Social ..", in 2005 and 2004. We easily find his email through related pages describing his research.

Let's focus now on his health insurance policy. It is easy to determine that his university requires anyone that is a full time student without health insurance, access to a free health insurance known as the <u>Student Health Benefit Plan</u> (SHBP). However, it is more complicated than that.

When a student is considered a 'full time student', that is, they are enrolled for 6 or more credits, they are automatically assessed a Student Services Fee. This Student Services Fee includes a cost (somewhere in the ballpark of $700, depending on what campus he is in) that covers the SHBP.

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The guideline .... guidelines for being assessed mandatory Student Services Fee.
If a student can not show proof of health insurance, the student will be charged for the Student Health Benefit Plan.


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Thus, there is no health insurance fraud to report; however, there is something to report in terms of OP lying about getting free insurance. Either he believes he is getting free health coverage, or he intentionally misled the readers, presumably to impress them. Both show delusional, compulsive behaviour usually correlative with immaturity.

To conclude, OP got what he deserved anyways. But to seal it, I wrote a short letter to the professor Alan B Hooper ([email protected]). [There is no way to contact the advisor because that sort of information is not discernable through the internet (atleast not that I know of), and there is nothing to report to the health insurance company.]

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Dear Prof. Hooper,

It has come to my attention that one of your students taking BIOL 4501 has recieved a D grade in a course where he required a C- to fufill his degree requirement.

Inflamed, this student went to a message board (twoplustwo.com) where he proceeded to rant about his bad 'fate' of failing his requirement by 60 out of 1000 points. In his words, "Even though I got a B on both my lab final and lecture final they [the professor, on behalf of the university] still don't think I deserve the C-. what bitches." He then proceeded to bitch about life and college in general. In my opinion college is easy so I think his position is weak.

I applaud your decision to fail this lackluster, undeserving lowlife.

Sincerely,
Alex Wice


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holla

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ban.


Like other people said that is pretty [censored] up that you did that.

On a side note. You did horrible snooping and any UMN student can tell you that by full filling a Bio requirement, you can take ANY bio course with a lab. (there is a million) So well done on that.? Also like I said before that I will get covered under my parents insurance, and "I" will not have to pay anything so in essence it is free to me. Also I am not a lawer but I am pretty sure I could sue you for Slander.

d. In law, defamation is the communication of a statement that makes an express or implied factual claim that may harm the reputation of an individual, business, product, group, government or nation. Most jurisdictions provide legal actions, civil and/or criminal, to punish various kinds of defamation.

So I really hope that your email does not come and bit me in the ass because well...you are a big d-bag and I will take as much money from you as possible. holla

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What money? The guy spends his time researching anal [censored] and watching anime. He's broke.

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he went busto at something

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Yeah, life.

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lol at this guys intelligence level.

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LOL at college!

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NIGGA F**K YO COLLEGE

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GODDAMN SOMETHING LIT A FIRE UNDER CITANULS ASS


Goddamn.


And cheer, wtf at these 'high school' college classes? Attendance and homework and [censored], whatever happened to midterm paper, midterm, final papar, final? You'd be made in the shade then baby.