**Rose Bowl USC v Michigan thread**

[Needle77]

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Don't let Jarrett catch the ball, and he won't act like this.

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What if he caught the ball, took his penis out, urinated on the defender, and then scored? Would this be permissible under the "he caught the ball" defense?

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Obviously the only player allowed to do this is Marvin Harrison.