Hypothetical Sports Contest #2

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No, 11-year olds are far too good skaters for the NBAs. There is no way the NBA-players would be able to stop them without getting a penalty. However, it will be hard for the 11-year olds to get the puck from the NBAs but they are probably so crappy that they will fall and lose the puck enough times for the youngsters to win. The NBAs wouldn't win a single faceoff either which is a big factor.

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I'm laughing my ass off on this analysis. I'm guessing it assumes the NBA team is somehow able to not simultaneously fall over when they step onto the ice.