Dumb statements you didn't think you'd hear in college

[DrewDevil]

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im color blind to red, and shade blind on top of that. at this party i went to freshman year, i was talkin to a few girls, and somehow it came up that i was colorblind to red. one of the girls then asks me, dead serious, "If i wear a red shirt, and a red bra...can u see my chest?"

i didnt kno how to respond...

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"Yes, but not your nipples."