Hermione's New Competition

[The Dude]

DYNASTY, YOU FAT HUMP! EVEN THE IGNORAMACES WHO POPULATE TWO THIS RAT HOLE OF A FORUM KNOW THAT HERMIONE IS A MILLION TIMES HOTTER THAN THAT FAT PIG THEY GOT TO PLAY LUNA LOVEGOOD. IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE SOME DISGUNTING PEDOPHILE ON THIS SITE SEES THIS POST, TRACKS THE HO AND VIOLATES YOUR BELOVED LUNA IN THE MOST UNWHOLESOME WAYS. SHE WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO SIT RIGHT FOR A MONTH, LET ALONE LOOK CUTE WHEN SHE WALKS (TAKE IT FROM ME, I KNOW). ANYWAY, I'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO TAKING MONEY FROM YOU DISGUSTING MAGGOTS. SEE YA AND WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YA, YOU FAT HUMPS.