Beat: My good friend lives with nits

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Pick me up some root beer man, yeah!

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For the people who don't or can't drink, the reassurance that a variety of refreshing non-alcoholic beverages will be served is very thoughtful and considerate. Beat if it's just root beer though. Blech.

Sure, he sounds like a corny dork, and probably is, but that's not an unforgivable sin. I mean, this party is only a baby step away from being awesome:

1. A variety of refreshing non-alcoholic drugs?
2. High stakes cranium HU for rolls?
3. Prop bets to do the most deviant and devious thing to the fascist roommate while he sleeps?

Carpe diem goddamit.