Official November thread: General Discussion, Goals, Winrates, etc

[DLizzle]

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what is a really good month at 3/6nl ? my friend and i are doing a challenge, and i plan on killing the game, just need a goal.

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if you play 100k+ hands you should be able to make 80k+ minimum

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I think 50k hands $40k would be better, 100k hands is a [censored] without a ton of tables and personally, I think I'd get burned out or something. You'd have to run decently to do it, but if you're a good player, I think it's a reasonable number.

[Morrek]

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used to be me, now I kill 3/6 but suck at 5/10.

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same here.

[DJ Sensei]

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Is it just me or can anyone else kill 2/4 but do nothing but suck at 3/6???



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yea i run like hell on fulltilt's 3/6, but i own everybody at 2/4.

[T-God]

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used to be me, now I kill 3/6 but suck at 5/10.

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same here.

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Anyone want to form a club?

[DJ Sensei]

funny thing happened today at the tables:

first, this hand happened:

FullTiltPoker Game #1252142703: Table Arcata (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:31:54 ET - 2006/11/15
Seat 1: PokerPunisher78 ($350.60)
Seat 2: mankind26 ($151.50)
Seat 3: DJ Sensei ($572.70)
Seat 4: instacall ($285.90)
Seat 5: -MANKILLA- ($368.80)
Seat 6: ColmsUM ($402.50)
mankind26 posts the small blind of $2
DJ Sensei posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DJ Sensei [7d 9s]
instacall folds
-MANKILLA- folds
ColmsUM folds
PokerPunisher78 calls $4
mankind26 folds
DJ Sensei checks
*** FLOP *** [8c 6c Td]
DJ Sensei bets $10
PokerPunisher78 raises to $40
DJ Sensei raises to $130
PokerPunisher78 raises to $346.60, and is all in
DJ Sensei calls $216.60
PokerPunisher78 shows [6s 8s]
DJ Sensei shows [7d 9s]
*** TURN *** [8c 6c Td] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [8c 6c Td Qd] [Qh]
PokerPunisher78 shows two pair, Queens and Eights
DJ Sensei shows a straight, Ten high
DJ Sensei wins the pot ($700.20) with a straight, Ten high
PokerPunisher78 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $703.20 | Rake $3
Board: [8c 6c Td Qd Qh]
Seat 1: PokerPunisher78 (button) showed [6s 8s] and lost with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 2: mankind26 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: DJ Sensei (big blind) showed [7d 9s] and won ($700.20) with a straight, Ten high
Seat 4: instacall didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: -MANKILLA- didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: ColmsUM didn't bet (folded)

then he began to berate me mercilessly:

PokerPunisher78: LOL nice save you co.ck sucking fa.ggot
PokerPunisher78: I knew it was rigged
DJ Sensei: hmm
DJ Sensei: ?
PokerPunisher78: fu.ck you flamming fa.ggot
DJ Sensei: oh right, its rigged
PokerPunisher78 adds $20
DJ Sensei: its ok man
DJ Sensei: its $400
DJ Sensei: whatever
PokerPunisher78: Stupid ni.ggers should be aloud to play poker
DJ Sensei: neither should evil bigots

then the rest of the table gets in on it:

mankind26: its "allowed". not "aloud" white trash boy
PokerPunisher78: Actually !%&$!% Bi.tches should be able to play this rigged site
PokerPunisher78: N .IGGER
mankind26: why does your mom play then?
DJ Sensei: how did you even buy in for $20?
mankind26: its the rest of his welfare check
PokerPunisher78: Cause it's rigged ni.gger
DJ Sensei: BUSTOOOOOO
mankind26: if he goes all in...lets all call LOL
PokerPunisher78: Be glad this site loves dumb bit.ches like yourself
<font color="green">DJ Sensei: lol, i'm just glad they let you play</font>

and then, one of the most satisfying hands i've ever played:

FullTiltPoker Game #1252170155: Table Arcata (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:37:22 ET - 2006/11/15
Seat 1: PokerPunisher78 ($14)
Seat 2: mankind26 ($143.50)
Seat 3: DJ Sensei ($916.30)
Seat 4: instacall ($241.40)
Seat 5: -MANKILLA- ($433.80)
Seat 6: ColmsUM ($400)
mankind26 posts the small blind of $2
DJ Sensei posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DJ Sensei [5h 2c]
<font color="green">DJ Sensei: so i can buy a platinum sandwich for lunch</font>
PokerPunisher78: Cu.m guzzling slu.t
instacall folds
-MANKILLA- folds
ColmsUM folds
PokerPunisher78 has 15 seconds left to act
PokerPunisher78 raises to $14, and is all in
mankind26 folds
DJ Sensei calls $10
PokerPunisher78 shows [9h 9s]
DJ Sensei shows [5h 2c]
*** FLOP *** [2h 2d 7d]
*** TURN *** [2h 2d 7d] [Jc]
mankind26: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*** RIVER *** [2h 2d 7d Jc] [As]
PokerPunisher78 shows two pair, Nines and Twos
DJ Sensei: loooooooooooool
DJ Sensei shows three of a kind, Twos
DJ Sensei wins the pot ($28.50) with three of a kind, Twos
mankind26: LOL
PokerPunisher78 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $30 | Rake $1.50
Board: [2h 2d 7d Jc As]
Seat 1: PokerPunisher78 (button) showed [9h 9s] and lost with two pair, Nines and Twos
Seat 2: mankind26 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: DJ Sensei (big blind) showed [5h 2c] and won ($28.50) with three of a kind, Twos
Seat 4: instacall didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: -MANKILLA- didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: ColmsUM didn't bet (folded)

mankind26: bye bye beeotch
PokerPunisher78: lol nice save you stup.id whore
PokerPunisher78: Told you it was rigg.ed towards stupid ni.ggers
PokerPunisher78: maybe you can pay off your FEMA trailor now

(i dont even know what that means!)

PokerPunisher78: Good idea bi.tch don't speak back

and then, his coup de grace... he went to every table i was playing on, and chatted this as an observer repeatedly:

PokerPunisher78: DJ Sensei is a CHEATING SL.UT playing on 8 tables

he berated me across 8 tables for about 45 minutes. awesome. everybody else at the tables was like "wtf?" but he just kept on repeating it.

mmmmmm, fish. i wish they all went out with a bang like this rather than a whimper.

[Dan BRIGHT]

I played some ftp 2/4nl today. DJSENSEI is a big nit, dont let him fool u

[tcorbin16]

LOL

[cts]

lol, Dan just sent me a HH asking for strat advice and in the middle of the HH i see:

Hero bets $111
PokerPunisher78 (Observer): DJ Sensei is a CHEATING SL.UT playing on 8 tables
Nickmaster calls $111

[dtan05]

rofl DJ nice.

[DJ Sensei]

it doesnt even make any sense!

what does being a [censored] and playing 8 tables have to do with cheating?