Stupidest girlfriend/fiance/wife arguments?

[DrewDevil]

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I know that the correct course of action is
1> smear pie all over girlfriend's body
2> lick it off
3> Offer to get new pie
4> Profit

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[kurosh]

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I retardedly got back together with her after that.


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I hope Kurosh comes back and posts his story about the girl who broke up with him and then got him kicked out of College...but who he ended up going out with again later on. I think he has your story beat.

[/ QUOTE ]I'm still with her so I can't tell the story [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[colonel81]

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My fiance .......(we live in a house with three others)

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get a place for the two of you. However props for being lazy and getting her to apologize.

my gf insists that drinking diet pop will make me fat.

[ShiftyFifty]

It scares me that more than half of these stories have happened to me...and no I didn't get kicked in the balls or end up in a wheat field. Why are all the phsychos unbelievable in bed?

[fluffpop62]

One time I bawled hysterically for hours because nlsoldier said that he thought that circumcision was a good idea. At the time, I thought that putting little babies through all that pain was terrible - but I was also reallly really drunk and he was high. The weird thing is that during any other circumstances, I think circumcision is fine. So yes, girls are psycho [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[davelin]

My then-fiancee now-wife and I were doing errands for our wedding, which definitely added to the general stress level. As we were in very busy Chicago-traffic, instead of cutting off several lanes of traffic to make a left (I hate when people do this) I decide to take a slightly longer way by taking an available right and plan on spinning around the block to head in the right direction.

She immediately gets and starts screaming at me for this (she said take a left here, and I told her I'm going to do this the easier way) citing I'm being inefficient and a time-waster.

[SoloAJ]

Shajen,

Blame the girl's parents. It is almost always something they did or didn't do that resulted in the psychoness of psychos.

[mosdef]

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Why are all the phsychos unbelievable in bed?

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Think harder, man. Unbelievable in bed => can act like a psycho and get away with it.

[traz]

or Psycho => must have redeeming quality => good in bed

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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That was 6+ months ago. I coincidentally haven't gone since. I pray that when I do choose to go again she doesn't get upset, otherwise I'll come home as a single man.

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