Stupidest girlfriend/fiance/wife arguments?

[prohornblower]

Aside from you totally ignoring your girl that night (not knowing how she got in. Not keeping a tally of her drink total), this story is really funny.

I don't know how you didn't keep track of her through the night, but dude, you have to. In her eyes, she's already "compromising" by coming along when she doesn't want to, so you gotta at least throw her some extra BS attention so she feels like more than your D.D.

But still, awesome stuff. Driving through wheat, yelling this is your fault. I love that!