Stupidest girlfriend/fiance/wife arguments?

[Anderson1]

Farfenugen,

although that girl's line is pretty funny, what you did is pretty retarded.

"So we go out to the bars, and some f'ing how, unbeknowst to me, even though she is not 21, she ends up getting drunk. I guess nobody carded her at the bar. So it becomes time to go home and my buddies and I say our goodbyes and part ways. I hand my girlfriend the keys and give her the directions..."