Stupidest girlfriend/fiance/wife arguments?

[THAY3R]

I really wish I was gay.

That is all.

[Shenlong]

My girlfriend got drunk and extremely pissed at me because I never go out to parties with her, and I'm always in my suite drinking and hanging out with my suitemates/whoever comes by. She says that I don't hang out with her enough, and that when we do get to spend some time together, i'm never actually paying attention to her. She then goes on to say that I can't trust her by herself at a party, and that guys hit on her all the time and it's getting hard to resist them. I say, "You really don't think I can trust you?" Her: "no, you should be keeping an eye on me."
Me: "[censored] that, we're through. If I can't trust you, i'm not going to go out with you."

I ignore her for the next 2 days, until I get an instant message saying that everything's her fault, she won't be so needy/clingy anymore, and she realizes that I don't like the parties at my school and won't try to force me to go to them anymore.

Cliffnotes: Women = psycho

[LetsHugItOut]

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Cliffnotes: You = winnar

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[Quadstriker]

Damn, ya'll get with some crazy bitches.

[Reef]

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Cliffnotes: Women = psycho

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QFT

[jaymajik]

I once had a fight with my girlfriend when we were driving in Ireland. She asked me what the red lights on the back of the car in front were. I said they were brake lights, which went on when the car in front was slowing down. For some reason, she refused to believe this and thought I was taking the piss out of her. She kept asking, and I kept telling her the same thing, but she wouldn't believe it and got really angry.

Yes, she is a blonde, and, more worryingly, she can drive...

[Anderson1]

Farfenugen,

although that girl's line is pretty funny, what you did is pretty retarded.

"So we go out to the bars, and some f'ing how, unbeknowst to me, even though she is not 21, she ends up getting drunk. I guess nobody carded her at the bar. So it becomes time to go home and my buddies and I say our goodbyes and part ways. I hand my girlfriend the keys and give her the directions..."