Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship

[abadplayer]

Long story short, I don't even think I'm in a relationship, the girl seems to think so, and I want out asap, I'd rather questions than answers, so good, generic excuses are much appreciated.

[edfurlong]

"So, uh, I'm breaking up with you. If I could get my Metallica T-shirt before I go that would be great."

[jerG123]

I caught the gay, I don't think we can date anymore.

[abadplayer]

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I caught the gay, I don't think we can date anymore.

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I have honestly already tried this

[edfurlong]

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I caught the gay, I don't think we can date anymore.

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I have honestly already tried this

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Try it again, you get used to it after a while.

[THAY3R]

Stop answering the phone, stop answering the door.

[Fours]

making out with a dude whlie she is watching might work.