November Whine Thread

[tubasteve]

im not getting any pussy tonight because of a stupid physics test at noon tomorrow...left her place to start studying at like 1:30am, realize my test is gonna be retarded and easy then try to get her to come over at like 2:30 and shes about to go to bed and declines

FCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[NoahSD]

I run soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad at NL$5.

[shaundeeb]

expert flop call.

PokerStars Game #6967768319: Tournament #35568265, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2006/11/10 - 13:42:53 (ET)
Table '35568265 18' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: zapper1000 (1140 in chips)
Seat 2: ChipaWalkin (1180 in chips)
Seat 3: lumber77 (1790 in chips)
Seat 4: shaundeeb (1830 in chips)
Seat 5: TheChampKRS (1290 in chips)
Seat 6: jeffezaa (1450 in chips)
Seat 7: n,custard (1410 in chips)
Seat 8: panick5 (2060 in chips)
Seat 9: JTPM (1240 in chips)
shaundeeb: posts small blind 10
TheChampKRS: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [Qs Kc]
jeffezaa: folds
n,custard: folds
panick5: calls 20
JTPM: calls 20
zapper1000: folds
ChipaWalkin: folds
lumber77: calls 20
shaundeeb: calls 10
TheChampKRS: checks
*** FLOP *** [8c 2h Kd]
shaundeeb: bets 60
TheChampKRS: folds
panick5: folds
JTPM: folds
lumber77: calls 60
*** TURN *** [8c 2h Kd] [5h]
shaundeeb: checks
lumber77: checks
*** RIVER *** [8c 2h Kd 5h] [9d]
shaundeeb: bets 220
lumber77: raises 380 to 600
shaundeeb: calls 380
*** SHOW DOWN ***
lumber77: shows [7s 6d] (a straight, Five to Nine)
shaundeeb: mucks hand
lumber77 collected 1420 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1420 | Rake 0
Board [8c 2h Kd 5h 9d]
Seat 1: zapper1000 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ChipaWalkin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: lumber77 (button) showed [7s 6d] and won (1420) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 4: shaundeeb (small blind) mucked [Qs Kc]
Seat 5: TheChampKRS (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: jeffezaa folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: n,custard folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: panick5 folded on the Flop
Seat 9: JTPM folded on the Flop

[0evg0]

why did you check turn?

[TwistedEcho]

All,

I have now decided i am a losing player.

If i ever win a tournament, my sucess will be blamed on variance, and i will probably create a 'F poker, i won a tournament, damn variance' thread.

[shaundeeb]

I checked to c/r, I knew I was ahead and I assumed he wasn't calling me on that board with a draw. I obv was wrong.

[tubasteve]

Hand #35085979-43332 at Saginaw (No Limit Hold'em)
Started at 10/Nov/06 13:58:11

mimccray is at seat 0 with $35.50.
PHXCHRISP is at seat 1 with $30.65.
cantlose86 is at seat 2 with $115.
slapant is at seat 3 with $99.80.
DA-LOOSERS is at seat 4 with $28.15.
oreman is at seat 5 with $120.70.
The button is at seat 5.

mimccray posts the small blind of $.50.
PHXCHRISP posts the big blind of $1.

mimccray: -- --
PHXCHRISP: -- --
cantlose86: Ah Kh
slapant: -- --
DA-LOOSERS: -- --
oreman: -- --

Pre-flop:

cantlose86 raises to $3.50. slapant folds.
DA-LOOSERS calls. oreman calls. mimccray folds.
PHXCHRISP calls.

Flop (board: Js Tc Qc):

PHXCHRISP goes all-in for $27.15. cantlose86 raises
to $54.30. DA-LOOSERS folds. oreman calls.

Turn (board: Js Tc Qc 4c):

cantlose86 goes all-in for $57.20. oreman calls.

River (board: Js Tc Qc 4c 9s):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

cantlose86 shows Ah Kh.
cantlose86 has Ah Kh Js Tc Qc: straight, ace high.
oreman shows Ac Kc.
oreman has Ac Kc Tc Qc 4c: flush, ace high.
PHXCHRISP shows Qs Td.
PHXCHRISP has Qs Td Js Tc Qc: two pair, queens and tens.


Hand #35085979-43332 Summary:

$3 is raked from a total pot of $264.65.
$3 is raked from the main pot of $95.95.
$0 is raked from side pot #1 of $168.70.
oreman wins the main pot $92.95 with flush, ace high.
oreman wins the side pot $168.70 with flush, ace high.
----------------------------------------------------------------

PUKE DEATH SMC

[skylos]

I know I shoud've raised preflop. But I was pretty sure this guy was on a draw when he called the flop bet. Just didn't think he was drawing to a two outer wtf. I cant fold this turn here right? I mean if hes got A10, AK gg bad luck me but he should've raised those to knock out the flush draws.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB (t5125)
BB (t16312)
UTG (t3865)
Hero (t4100)
MP1 (t16975)
MP2 (t585)
MP3 (t13650)
CO (t15447)
Button (t2555)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls t200, Hero calls t200, MP1 calls t200, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, CO calls t200, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB checks.

Flop: (t1200) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t800</font>, MP1 folds, CO calls t800, BB folds, UTG folds.

Turn: (t2800) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t3075 (All-In)</font>, CO calls t3075.

River: (t8950) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t8950

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Ad Qd (one pair, aces).
CO has Ks Kh (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: CO wins t8950. </font>

[FortunaMaximus]

[ QUOTE ]
How appropiate that you should be the one to start this.

Anyway.

[/ QUOTE ]

Judging from that masterful retort elsewhere, I'm taking this statement back.

Whine: I want my Oklahoma gal here today, not in 3 weeks. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Poker's going too well for me to complain about that.

[shaundeeb]

I could deal with a Q on the turn but this.....
PokerStars Game #6969798476: Tournament #35144390, $50+$5 Hold'em Pot Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2006/11/10 - 16:54:46 (ET)
Table '35144390 7' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Sloane99 (8690 in chips)
Seat 2: Dayvyd1616 (13877 in chips)
Seat 3: Rekwob (4670 in chips)
Seat 4: shaundeeb (15882 in chips)
Seat 5: Chainsaw1 (6416 in chips) out of hand (moved from another table into small blind)
Seat 6: Deltoid1 (7115 in chips)
Seat 7: TheCatalyst (3030 in chips)
Seat 8: Wysocki24 (9620 in chips)
Seat 9: eedge (2380 in chips)
Deltoid1: posts small blind 200
TheCatalyst: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [Ks As]
Wysocki24: folds
Dayvyd1616 said, "nh"
eedge: folds
Sloane99: folds
Dayvyd1616: folds
Rekwob: raises 800 to 1200
shaundeeb: raises 3000 to 4200
Deltoid1: folds
TheCatalyst: folds
Rekwob: raises 470 to 4670 and is all-in
shaundeeb: calls 470
*** FLOP *** [Ah Kd Jh]
*** TURN *** [Ah Kd Jh] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [Ah Kd Jh Th] [Tc]
shaundeeb said, "omg"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Rekwob: shows [Kc Td] (a full house, Tens full of Kings)
shaundeeb: shows [Ks As] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
shaundeeb said, "noo"
shaundeeb said, "no way"
Rekwob collected 9940 from pot
Dayvyd1616 said, "wtf"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9940 | Rake 0
Board [Ah Kd Jh Th Tc]
Seat 1: Sloane99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Dayvyd1616 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Rekwob showed [Kc Td] and won (9940) with a full house, Tens full of Kings
Seat 4: shaundeeb (button) showed [Ks As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 6: Deltoid1 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: TheCatalyst (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Wysocki24 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: eedge folded before Flop (didn't bet)