Emmit Smith vs. Jerry Rice

[Propertarian]

Ok, when a post had the title of "Emmit Smith vs. Jerry Rice" I expected it to be about who had the better career, or at least who was better in a fight.

Not only is this about who would win AT A DANCE CONTEST, it actually has pictures of them dancing ON TV (I can see the ABC sign). This is what is on TV? Good lord. A big pile of sand in my face.