Predictions for Election Irregularities Next Week

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Florida - Misprint in Spanish voting instructions released by Republican controlled Secretary of States office cause thousands of normally democratic spanish speaking voters to be confused and vote for wrong person.

Ohio - Chicago democratic machine workers invade Republican districts and enlist illegal immigrants to vote in multiple districts using names of recently deceased registered
voters.

Tennessee - KKK propaganda and veiled threats appear in rural minority districts causing voters to fear going to the polls.

I am sure that these will not be the most outrageous irregularities to appear on tuesday [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]