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Old 10-27-2006, 01:19 PM
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So yo I heard about this raptor christ nigga right and im thinkin he needs to be taken care of. he all walkin around like he some kind of jesus and sayin he lives in clouds and shtt. nigga head gettin too big son.

so yo kid im like "well fcck it ill just go ice him" but yo i need to see what a raptor is first yo. it said that they is some kind of animal but they is all dead anyways. except for in jurassic park. so i go out to the video store and tell the shortie to let me hold that shht for a minute. shortie like damn son"how about i give you come brain" and im like what it do(ballin!).

so as she's wipin my kids off her face im like yo what is a raptor and shes like its a dinosaur and im like yo what is that. she said its like a big lizard and she gives me this movie jurassic park and yoi it aint even a bootleg. spielberg be blingin son, so i peep it and yo they on some crazy shht, these little nigggas called velociraptors. well nigga that starts with a v and you know what else starts with a v? pusssy. yo. and raptor christ i was up in yo moms last night, thats how i roll son, yous a trick ass ho but you already know
what it do bbv

oh yeah who you think would win



or



that looks like a dude on his knees. this nigga be gettin brain from dudes and shtt. what it do.

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Old 10-27-2006, 01:26 PM
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dude, you just made like three mortal sins of bbv, confess to raptor christ asap.

errr...

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Old 10-27-2006, 01:33 PM
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what it is, mother bitches!!!
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Old 10-27-2006, 01:35 PM
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a dinosaur aint shtt tats wut a dinosaur is
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Old 10-27-2006, 01:42 PM
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well nigga that starts with a v and you know what else starts with a v? pusssy.

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Old 10-27-2006, 01:46 PM
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LOLZ YAH YOU WISH YOU WERE ME



YOU GIRLY MAN, HEAVEN AIN'T GOT NO PLACE FOR YOU

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Old 10-27-2006, 01:50 PM
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RAPTOR CHRIST VS WHAT IT DO KID HU BR RIGHT NOW
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Old 10-27-2006, 01:53 PM
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pwned
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Old 10-27-2006, 02:25 PM
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ISS ON NOW
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Old 10-27-2006, 02:31 PM
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posting in hopes of getting into a legendary thread. Raptor Christ getting 'brain' is 10/10 regardless if it is man or woman.

Also: what it doo doo mayn!?!?
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