Stale observations people still think are funny/original/surprising

[KOTLP]

While I agree most everything in this thread is lame, some of you guys are way too easily annoyed (for further evidence, see the bumper sticker thread). When people say things like liking all music but country I just laugh at how retarded they are.

Back on topic, here's an urban legend I still hear sometimes:

"Menthol (or clove) cigarettes crystallize in your lungs"