Hanging w/ Horror peeps - Trip Report w/ Pics

[hawk59]

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Guys, sorry for the threadjack, but I have a pressing question:

A girl of above-average attractiveness has posted pictures of herself on an Internet message board I frequent. Despite the fact that I am (deathly pale and thin/morbidly obese) and prefer (internet poker/collecting Star Wars figurines/Asian pornography) to socializing and physical activity, I think I may have a chance with this girl if I woo her properly. Ideally, I would like to win her over in passive-aggressive fashion, making eloquent remarks with regard to her qualities as a woman while subtly bashing the other male posters who undoubtedly share my desire for her.

What's my play?

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Mia,

Use google to find horror conventions in your area, pretend you are a big fan of horror films, and then ask if she is going. Also, come up with a relatively obscure horror film, and then ask if she likes it.