When In Doubt, Donk It! (NC Thread)

[milesdyson]

very much a nit.

[MacGuyV]

Well 5/10 is clearly rigged. Here's what we're looking at when I run normal @3/6.

[Gib]

lol thought so!

It just really annoys me when I think someone may be doing it on purpose!

[OziBattler]

i had a free hour to play some ABC braindead nittish poker as a result of a massive $15 for 150 raked hands bonus at Party. woop dee frickin do.

but I also thankyou for an unchanged rake structure that allowed me to play just 178 hands at 0.25/0.5 to clear it [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

FYI at 0.25/0.5 a 4BB pot is all thats required to get a hand to count as raked at FR. IMHO this is a sweet spot for clearing bonuses now (actually it was when I had access to beginner tables too).
/end micros community service announcement

you might also get to see awesome plays like this one from random tards (this one was 75/15/1.2 at the time).

Party Poker 0.25/0.50 Hold'em <font color="#0000FF">(9 handed)</font> link

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, BB calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: (6.40 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, Hero calls, BB calls.

Turn: (4.70 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls, UTG+1 folds.

River: (6.70 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 10.70 BB.
Results in white below:<font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 8s 4s (a pair of fours.)
Hero has Ac Js (a pair of aces.)
Hero wins 10.20 BB.
</font>

edit: I probably should have gambooled the $15 but hey, I wanted to see what the game quality was like since the split.....well thats the best reason I can come up with [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Scary_Tiger]

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very much a nit.

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And also you didn't have anywhere near the nuts. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Xhad]

!@$!@#$!@#!@#$ RIDICULOUS

44 underpair checkraises me on 557T board defending his blind vs. my UTG open-raise, river 4

AA coldcalls preflop multiway

J [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] coldcalls 2 on flop to outdraw my flopped 2pair on a 6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] flop

It's like a contest to find the most retarded way to blow my bonus before I get it. [censored]

[Scary_Tiger]

Best month ever.

Coming up on my one year anniversary at 2+2. I just want to thank you guys for making me so filthy rich. *sniff* Love you all.

[Scary_Tiger]

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44 underpair checkraises me on 557T board defending his blind vs. my UTG open-raise, river 4


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He put you on AK.

[Xhad]

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!@$!@#$!@#!@#$ RIDICULOUS

44 underpair checkraises me on 557T board defending his blind vs. my UTG open-raise, river 4

AA coldcalls preflop multiway

J [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] coldcalls 2 on flop to outdraw my flopped 2pair on a 6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] flop

It's like a contest to find the most retarded way to blow my bonus before I get it. [censored]

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So right after this post I:

-Was on the winning end of AA v AK
-Flopped a set with QQ
-Raised 99, got coldcalled by AA, and flopped a set (SERVES YOU RIGHT YOU FPS'ING DONK!)
-Raised 66, board on turn is 6333, AQ decides going to war would be a good idea

I should bitch more.

[00Snitch]

scary_tiger, can i have your babies please.... btw... how much fkn rb you get on that shiz!?!?