Best Quick Joke you know

[mrcoughman]

What has nine arms and sucks?


Def Leppard

[scotnt73]

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[pokerclack]

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What do you call a quadraplegic in the water?





Bob.

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no arms no legs on your doorstep? matt
in a pothole? phil
on the wall? art
no legs? neil
one legged woman? eileen
theres more

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on the beach? Sandy
in the woods? Russell

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i told you there was more
on a poker table? chip

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one legged woman eileen
one legged chinese woman irene

[nath]

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So I'm [censored] this chick, and I flip her over and stick it in her ass, she says, "Thats pretty presumptious!". "Presumptious I say?, That's a pretty big word for a 14 yr old!"

(Raise/lower age depending on crowd)

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yeah, i'[ve always heard it as 8-year-old
alternately, certain crowds really love changing the punch line to "that's a pretty big word for a woman"

[pnthrfn]

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because hes black (no offense my best friend is black and told me this one)

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My BEST friend is...Puerto Rican..and that's close enough.

[morphball]

What did Helen Keller do when she fell off the cliff?







Nothing, she had her gloves on.

[JJNJustin]

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[CaptainNasty]

Building.


<font color="white">New Yorker for runway. </font>

[JJNJustin]

I thought of a few more:

Why was the black kid scared to death to go trick or treating?

<font color="white"> Because he was in an all white neighborhood and he saw other kids running around in white sheets. </font>

What do Indians (hindu) pass out for halloween?

<font color="white"> candy masala </font>

What do indians (hindu) pass out for halloween?

<font color="white">they just leave a bowl of anise seeds and mukwa on the porch </font>

Why dont Indians (hindu) give out chocholate for Halloween?

<font color="white">It completely melts when you try to cook it in the Tandoori Oven </font>


-J

[EHoffman]

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These are terribly unfunny.