How Do You Know Whether You're Too Drunk To Drive?

[Burdzthewurd]

Just need ten responses (or however many come from this thread) for a paper in my Legal Studies class concerning the way law functions to influence people's behavior. In this case, it would be how do you know BEFORE you are actually getting arrested or actually driving. Go!

[WackityWhiz]

If you stick your keys in the cd player and press play... you might be too drunk to drive

[FortunaMaximus]

When the cop yanks you out of the driver's seat thru the window and piledrives you into the asphalt, you might be too drunk to drive.

And too stupid to live.

[edfurlong]

When you home and say to yourself "Man, that was a bad idea."

[Jake Macho]

You dont have to stand or walk around to drive, so you need only be sober enough to sit upright and stay conscious. As long as you are able to sit straight up and not pass out you are good to drive.

[Isura]

If you're not sure.

[Dan.]

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If you're not sure.

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[tshort]

I never put myself in the situation to have to make the decision. I will drive after 2-3 drinks with dinner.

[CommanderCorm]

When you´re too drunk to walk, you should be reasonable and drive home (the faster, the better).

[tuq]

When I woke up one morning and saw a bag of grease from Jack-in-the-Box that I was drunk enough to buy but too drunk to eat. That's my benchmark.