BRAG: Talked [censored] to 3 Mexican Lolitas at a bar

[kujo]

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Had a bet with my buddy that the driver of the 745LI BMW wasn't the owner, and her Daddy bought her the car. Of course her insecure self took it as an insult, proceed to talk [censored] to me, and dump a half bottle of water on me.

So I says... pardon?

So I faked her out with a corona bottle, the yo-yo goes for it, I hit her with a sombrero windmill knuckler, left, right, solarplexes, FLURRY, shes out cold.

And I say, "Is that your daddy bought you 745LI BMW enough for ya".

And ever since I've been the champ.

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