In all seriousness, what are you looking for in a woman?

[FishyTalkin]

I’m into anything healthy and fertile. Who I end up with is subject to time and work constraints.

Let x = health, y = fertility, t = time, j = work, q = quality.

Q = x + y.

The person I am looking for is = (x +y / t*j).

This is not a bullchit reply. You can predict how healthy and fertile my girl is, for any given period of finite time span, just from this equation. I got this down to a science.