A trip report I never posted...

[Gamblor]

What makes a trip report folksy?

"Hi. First we landed. Then we went to the hotel. Then I got rivered in the 2/4 game. Then I went for dinner. I liked the restaurant. I will take my kids here. Then I played a $5 tournament and got rivered. I lost money, but I had a good time."

Any Vegas trip report without booze, hookers, nugs, or breaking the law can not be a "trip" report.

In fact, this whole thread should have been titled a Vegas trip