weird things you do

[jakhamma]

I always think about doing things that are completely offensive, random, and out of character for me, just because I want to know what the result would be.

For instance, at a swanky dinner with my family I wondered what would happen if I randomly spit in my dads face at the dinner table(who I have great respect for). that type of thing....I do this alllll the time

People think of me as a pretty quiet , and polite by the way

[Iconoclastic]

Instead of using a sock or whatever, sometimes I wank off onto a 3 piece section of Bounty towels folded once over and laid over a flat surface; other times I just do it in my underwear. That's how I started doing it and the sensation of sticky cum wasn't too bad.

[Dilznoofus]

Whenever I read a digital clock I play a game of trying to find some relationship between the numbers such as in 8:42 4x2=8. It's a pretty crappy game since a whole lot of combinations don't match up at all.

I can stand to have one hand wet and one dry, but I can't stand to dry a wet hand with a towel when the other hand is dry. I have to wet the dry one then dry both together.

I curl my toes so hard and for so long that on the occasions I realize I'm doing it I actually feel relief upon straightening them out because the muscles have tightened up.

I must always have my recycle bin empty on the desktop. As soon as I delete an icon or anything I have to go in and empty it. I am often tempted to do the same thing on friends' computers though I hope I never have.

In the same vein I began using the option to not show icons on my desktop, instead moving them to the quicklaunch area so I would stop being bothered by having to move windows over them (like when playing poker). I can't stand overlap.

I always believe my glasses are crooked. I can look and gauge distance from frame to eyebrow on each side and not tell a difference yet still be convinced one side is lower than the other. I'm beginning to do this with baseball caps too. And my sideburns.

And for the record I too can't stand awkward situations on TV sitcoms.

[-beavs-]

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I can't watch embarassing moments on TV especially on sitcoms...if a character gets in an embarassing situation I have to change the channel. One of the many reasons I can't watch Friends: that's the plot of every episode.

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funny, i can't watch friends either. not because of the awkwardness. because it sucks.

i also extend a challenge to all the channel-changing-in-the-awkward-bits people to watch a couple of episodes of the office: british version. david brent is the master.

i used to have a certain bowl and spoon i'd eat my cereal with. if they were ever dirty i'd have to wash them because i felt that if i used another bowl/spoon that i'd be betraying my regulars and i didn't want to hurt their feelings. i never ate cereal at other peoples houses for this reason.

i also feel sick to my stomach at the sight of soggy bread or cereal.

[metrognome7]

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i also feel sick to my stomach at the sight of soggy bread or cereal.

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Ugh... I'm with ya.

[jaffa]

I find it incredibly hard to kill insects, i dont know why, i think it's because i find them pretty fascinating, so when there are spiders/wasps/flies in the house i'll make an effort to let them outside where they can be free rather than swat them.

[benfranklin]

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One more for me...

• If I microwave something, and I feel it needs a minute of heating, I will put it in for 66 seconds. If I feel it needs about a minute and a half, I will put it in for 1:33. This probably started as an attempt to streamline the microwave process, because typing in 6+6 was much faster than typing in 1+0+0. And for a minute and a half, it was faster and easier to just type 1+3+3, rather than 1+3+0, because my finger was already on the 3, so I could just double push and not waste time repositioning my finger for the 0. Brilliant huh?

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I used to hit 1-1-1 for one minute instead of 1-0-0, until I found that if you just hit Start without pushing any numbers, it would turn on for one minute. And each time you hit start, it adds a minute.

[punkass]

Once in a while, every couple of years I think, I like to prove to myself that I can derive the quadratic equation. If there ever comes a time when I forget how to get it, I'll convince myself that I have Alzheimer's.