the most inappropriate thing you've ever said/heard

[Hopey]

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this happened in a friends health class in high school (taught by a priest, by the way). he is discussing semen, and how it is mostly protien. a girl in the class then asks "well, then why does it taste so salty?"

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I'm sure it did.

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you are dumb.

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O RLY?

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I love it when people try to pass off these kinds of stories as their own.

[Requiem1010]

After the movie "Ray" came out, my aunt was talking about it over a family dinner. She started detailing how his little brother had drowned when he was just a little kid.

I come out with this gem: "I bet he didn't see that coming!"

Jaws dropped.

[Runkmud]

Years ago, one Thanksgiving I decided to go with the girl I was dating and her sister to homeless shelter to help serve food. Her sister is ultra liberal. On the ride there she tells me I should probably take off my watch, to which I respond, "If I take off my watch, how will they know I'm better than they are???" She was mortified. During the serving, it turned out I knew three of the folks in line well, she almost forgave me because of that.

[Eagles]

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After the movie "Ray" came out, my aunt was talking about it over a family dinner. She started detailing how his little brother had drowned when he was just a little kid.

I come out with this gem: "I bet he didn't see that coming!"

Jaws dropped.

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I just laughed really loudly at this... does that make me a bad person?

[krazyace5]

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After the movie "Ray" came out, my aunt was talking about it over a family dinner. She started detailing how his little brother had drowned when he was just a little kid.

I come out with this gem: "I bet he didn't see that coming!"

Jaws dropped.

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I just laughed really loudly at this... does that make me a bad person?

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Not really , especially since Ray still had his vision at the time.

[Pokertastic]

A couple years ago my mom and I were going through a Walmart checkout. As the middle aged cashier was scanning the items she asked my mom, "Would you like to make a donation for the Sick Kids Foundation?" Before my mom could reply I blurt out, "No, we hate sick kids." My mom looks at me with her mouth open, in complete disbelief of what I just said. I got the coldest look from the cashier but my mom and I cracked up laughing.

[Eagles]

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this happened in a friends health class in high school (taught by a priest, by the way). he is discussing semen, and how it is mostly protien. a girl in the class then asks "well, then why does it taste so salty?"

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I'm sure it did.

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you are dumb.

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O RLY?

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I love it when people try to pass off these kinds of stories as their own.

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Wait so my friend was lying?

[Hopey]

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this happened in a friends health class in high school (taught by a priest, by the way). he is discussing semen, and how it is mostly protien. a girl in the class then asks "well, then why does it taste so salty?"

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I'm sure it did.

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you are dumb.

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O RLY?

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I love it when people try to pass off these kinds of stories as their own.

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Wait so my friend was lying?

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Yeah, and so was my friend's brother's roommate.