the most inappropriate thing you've ever said/heard

[PokerBob]

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me at strip club, to stripper on stage: "Your mother must be very proud."

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that is easily the worst one i've read so far

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thanks?

[Xaston]

In my 10th grade Health class we were talking about teenage pregnancies. The teacher said something to the affect of "and then what do you do if she gets pregnant?"

It was a rhetorical question so nobody raised their hands or said anything but I quickly spoker up and said, "kick her in the stomach."

The class was dead silent. The teacher was furious and made me apologize to the class.

[PokerBob]

this happened in a friends health class in high school (taught by a priest, by the way). he is discussing semen, and how it is mostly protien. a girl in the class then asks "well, then why does it taste so salty?"

[David H]

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this happened in a friends health class in high school (taught by a priest, by the way). he is discussing semen, and how it is mostly protien. a girl in the class then asks "well, then why does it taste so salty?"

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I'm sure it did.

[PokerBob]

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this happened in a friends health class in high school (taught by a priest, by the way). he is discussing semen, and how it is mostly protien. a girl in the class then asks "well, then why does it taste so salty?"

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I'm sure it did.

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you are dumb.

[morello]

Last week we're watching the Colts game on TV and when they show Tony Dungy, my roommate yells out "hey Tony, where's your son?"

[DMBFan23]

Out at a bar in DC. Friend runs into girl from college who he hadn't seen since like junior year (we're 24).


Friend: "So, how have you been?"
Girl: "Good, just working and living in Dupont"
Friend: "That's cool, up to anything exciting lately?"
Girl: "<blah blah blah other stuff>. Also, I joined a gym and got a trainer, I've lost like 20 pounds"
Friend: "Yeah, you really needed to do that"

[Tron]

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My friend comes up to me around 10/25/02 and says 'here's how we'll dress up for halloween.

Dress up like buildings, get paper planes to stick out of us, paint on smoke and fire

Fall down a lot.

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Some kid said this right around a bunch of rednecks at my HS who all signed up for the military on 9/12/02 and they beat the living [censored] out of him right in the hallway. To this day it is the most violent/graphic thing I have seen in real life.

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Why did they enlist 366 days after [The] 9/11?

[mason55]

My sister's BF came over after church on Easter. It was like 5pm and he said he had been at church all day. I told him "For that amount of time Jesus had better come and visited"

I didn't think it was very offensive by my sister was mortified for that reason.

Last week some fatty in the elevator told me my cheeseburger smelled good. I told her she shouldn't be eating cheeseburgers.

[chicken10der]

Fire alarm goes off in school.

Friend says "quick, someone crack Sophia's skull open - she has enough water on the brain to save us all!" (Sophia being the severely mentally retarded girl)

Most inappropriate thing: how hard I laughed