Insult the poster above you with a movie quote

[youtalkfunny]

There is no way--no way--that you could come from my loins. As soon as we get home, the first thing I'm gonna do, is punch yo' momma in da mouth.

[niss]

Here's an idea: when you're telling a story, have a point. It makes it so much more enjoyable for the listener.

[KOTLP]

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Here's an idea: when you're telling a story, have a point. It makes it so much more enjoyable for the listener.

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He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung, figuratively speaking.

[jaffa]

Shut up and sit down, you big, bald [censored].

[niss]

Don't sell yourself short. You're a tremendous slouch.