LOL B & M Players

[DesertCat]

6-12 Omaha today. I'm running over the table for 45BB in an hour and a half. I just call a preflop raise with AAK3 double suited. Flop is all low cards with two spades giving me the nut flush draw so I call along with five others. No spade on turn, I call again. On the river no spade another low card and some guy bets an obvious straight, she calls. I show my hand to my neighbor. "Aces no good" I tell him. He shakes his head in sympathy.

Straight wins pot and they start working through their hands to figure out who has the low. My neighbor says "he does" pointing at me and only then seeing my cards in the muck. I slap my head. The entire table smiles.