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[TPupAZ]

Well I got married under really crappy circumstances and really only still around cause we have a child together.

It's just a giant [censored] up situation but I deal. Theres perks and downsides....

[Aces McGee]

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I've had talks with my wife about having some level of an open marriage but she doesn't think she could ever be okay with it.

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How were you able to broach this subject without her getting all pissed off about it?

-McGee

[English 101]

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I've had talks with my wife about having some level of an open marriage but she doesn't think she could ever be okay with it.

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How were you able to broach this subject without her getting all pissed off about it?

-McGee

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Very delicately... it very much had to be a hypothetical discussion, nothing like "there's this other woman I want to [censored]..."

We had a pretty open relationship before we decided to get married, and she understands (and doesn't really mind) that I still have lust for other women.

We're pretty open about sex... she knows I jerk off to porn and we sometimes watch together, and she knows my ultimate fantasy is to have 2 women suck me off at once... but she doesn't think she could ever go through with it or be okay with it in reality.

Basically, she acknowledges and understands the love/lust distinction for guys, but she still doesn't think she could deal with it, even if I was totally honest about it.

And she was a little pissed off after we talked about it.

[Happy Time Harry]

Is anyone else reading these secrets like it's the "Celebrity Secrets" skit from Conan?

Shatner...sssseeeeecrets

[skunkworks]

"My real name isn't Tom Hanks. It's Hank Toms."

HANKS... sssseeecrets.

[TimM]

I once had a two month fling with a married co-worker. And another with one who had a live in boyfriend (first time was in their bed).

[FieryJustice]

I despise life.

[BigPoppa]

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when considering asking a girl out i always stop, not because im nervous about asking them out, but because i think they might say yes...

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I have serious "Fear of success" issues.

[xx44]

While driving if the song Kiss from a Rose-Seal comes on, I crank the music as loud as it goes.

[xx44]

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Spring Break 2001. Mexico. There is a "club" that allows you to tips in quarters to the stage dancer.

Nobody throws out a single quarter, rather they are stacked in 5$ rolls and put on stage. The girls "pick them up" through the cootch.

A friend of mine and I thought it would be a great idea to heat one of the the quarters with a lighter and put it in the middle of stack. Hilarity was sure to ensure.

We get the thing almost red hot and put it in the middle of a 10$ stack. She comes over, shoves them in and immediatly screams in pain. Bouncers are instantly upon us and "escort" us through the door, and into the street where we are handed our as



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If you are ever on Jeopardy, you must tell Alex this during the contestant anecdote time.

Alex: So Outz I understand you had an interesting experience while vacationing in Mexico, tell me about that

Outz: Well Alex I was with a friend and we thought it would be fun if....