Post a confession here

[miajag]

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Spring Break 2001. Mexico. There is a "club" that allows you to tips in quarters to the stage dancer.

Nobody throws out a single quarter, rather they are stacked in 5$ rolls and put on stage. The girls "pick them up" through the cootch.

A friend of mine and I thought it would be a great idea to heat one of the the quarters with a lighter and put it in the middle of stack. Hilarity was sure to ensure.

We get the thing almost red hot and put it in the middle of a 10$ stack. She comes over, shoves them in and immediatly screams in pain. Bouncers are instantly upon us and "escort" us through the door, and into the street where we are handed our asses.

DO I feel bad? yes.

Was it the funniest thing I have ever seen? Indeed.

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This is plagiarized from somewhere else on the Internet.

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[ASD99]

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I stole from my grandmother [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Is it just me or does anyone else think this is horrible but hilarious at the same time?

[ActionJeff]

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the events of 9/11 did not upset me.

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Yeah, right after I heard about it my first thought was "wow a whole bunch of people are going to blow things out of proportion because of this..."

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They didn't upset me either. I mean, I thought it was kind of interesting and amazing. I obviously didn't think it was a good thing. Just... didn't care that much, wasn't disturbed, didn't bother me. Not sure what this says about me as a person, but whatever I am self-interested.

[ActionJeff]

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I cried at the end of the movie The Notebook.

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Me too. I was drunk and was watching it for the first time with a 16yo girl ("my favorite movie"), and I couldn't help but cry at the end. I am pretty sure that she though I was faking. Then we made out for a while and she let me feel her up [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] That was a big conquest for me.

[Tregan]

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I made out with a girl that that was only moderately attractive in the middle of a dance floor the other night. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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I don't even think mine was moderate. But then again I was nearly blackout drunk. Moot point I guess.

[The X-Factor]

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I cried at the end of the movie The Notebook.

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Me too. I was drunk and was watching it for the first time with a 16yo girl ("my favorite movie"), and I couldn't help but cry at the end. I am pretty sure that she though I was faking. Then we made out for a while and she let me feel her up [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] That was a big conquest for me.

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Congrats Jeff [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[stealthmunk]

I was walking to an anger management session today and I saw this really large albino person and I couldn't help but stare and laugh.

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I wish I was still single.

[homeslice]

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A couple things I'm far too scared to admit on an Internet forum.

But, I can say that I got a girl pregnant in high school, she had an abortion, and all I did for the next two years or so was a) dream about the baby daughter named 'Kirsten' I would've had, and b) bang every girl I could without protection to maybe get someone pregnant so I could have a baby and stop feeling so guilty about the one I took part in killing. It took awhile to get over that. I wasn't ready for the aftermath of the decision. To this day, a lot of my close friends don't know that it happened. My wife was great about it - I told her right away - and when we had our first son, we had this look in the delivery room, like, we both knew what that moment meant to me.

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Yo Adrian, that was very courageous on your part to share that!

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b) I seriously considered letting a gay guy/co-worker blow me in Key West when I lived there. I didn't, mostly because I'm married and don't have a gay bone in me.


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No offense, but for you to even consider this means you have at least a gay bone cartledge. I've had two different guys offer to blow me, and both times I declined without a second thought.

[English 101]

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I wish I was still single.

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I love being married but I really wish I could still [censored] other women. I've had talks with my wife about having some level of an open marriage but she doesn't think she could ever be okay with it. I would never cheat on her, but I really wish I could talk her into letting me have some strange once in a while.