weird things you do

[Free_Beer]

- I can't wipe my ass if someone in picture is "looking" at me. If I've been reading a magazine or newspaper with a persons picture on the page, I have to turn to a page with no pictures or cover it. The need to do this is even more intense if the person is famous or is a sexy woman.

- I have these thick hairs in my eyebrows. I sit and feel for them and try to pluck them out with my fingers. I too feel that using tweezers is cheating. I often miss the particular hair I'm after and end up pulling half my eyebrows out. I also like plucking nose hair and ear hair.

- I constantly talk to people in my mind. Thinking what I'd like to say to them. This usualy involves the most depraved sex acts if the person is an attrictive woman. If she's not attractive, I'll tear her down. If it's a man, I make myself feel like a big man by putting him down. I assume other people are constantly doing this to me and so I have self confidence issues.

- I've been doing the same job for 15 years. I've never felt qualified for this position (though I get glowing reviews and my customers love me), I expect to be found out and fired any day.

- I do vulgar and disgusting things to objects in hotel rooms that I assume don't get washed on regular basis (knobs, tv remote, lamps, door handle, etc.)

wow... reading this I realize what a sick [censored] I've become!