Ask BOTW what it is like to be a stalker...

[BOTW]

She was promiscuous. She was blonde and skinny with 36" [censored]. I like that, so yes "Love at first sight". I did have sex with her. We dated for a time.

After we broke up I broke into her house. I smashed her answering machine among other things. I bought her a new answering machine "to make amends", but I had the remote code. I usually knew where she was going and with whom. I would follow in some hollow hope that it wasn't true--she had to still love me. At the time it seemed reasonable, but sitting down the block, looking into a restaurant/bar window for hours is pretty [censored] dumb. Worse is not being able to find a parking spot close and hiding behind a tree across the street.

She figured out the answering machine thing when I called it when she was home. Soon after she got rid of the machine, I broke into her house again and was charged with b&e and domestic violence. Her Mom helped me get out of jail--I'm not sure why.

Edit: assface I trust your judgement, but like I said early on, no one died