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Old 07-21-2006, 07:19 PM
M0N3Y M0N3Y is offline
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Anyone who says it is not enough money sucks dog ass. Your friend calling you "pussybwooooooy" repeatedly for turning down the prop bet is too minus EV to even comprehend
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Old 07-21-2006, 07:42 PM
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I think the problem w/ eating cloth and stuff, is it can wrap itself up in your intestines, I think this is called torsion or something, and this is why that vet referred to above has to to cut out large portions of dogs' intestines.

But if you cut the t-shirt up into little bits, I don't think you'll have this problem.

I am ofcourse not a medical expert so don't sue me if I'm wrong... just send me the video.
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Old 07-21-2006, 07:51 PM
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cemeteries and emergency rooms are FILLED with cotton tshirt eaters, don't do it. or better yet, do it!
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Old 07-21-2006, 07:51 PM
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i cant see how your body can digest pieces of a cotton t-shirt.

i reckon it could of one of two ways:

it lines you stomach or intestines screwing your body up. likely death.

or

you end out excreting it out over the next day or two. you win.

personally id love to see a video of this, so go for it!!!

live for the prop bet, die for the prop bet.
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Old 07-21-2006, 07:54 PM
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I think the problem w/ eating cloth and stuff, is it can wrap itself up in your intestines, I think this is called torsion or something, and this is why that vet referred to above has to to cut out large portions of dogs' intestines.

But if you cut the t-shirt up into little bits, I don't think you'll have this problem.

I am ofcourse not a medical expert so don't sue me if I'm wrong... just send me the video.

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actually, torsion is when your ball rotates around in your sack and cause poor blood flow.. which leads to pain.... and my right testicle falling off into the toilet.
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Old 07-21-2006, 08:16 PM
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you end out excreting it out over the next day or two. you win.

personally id love to see a video of this, so go for it!!!

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[censored] sicko. They probably have websites for this. Beats admitting your fetishes in a public forum.
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Old 07-21-2006, 08:22 PM
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how big of a shirt are we talking here? rapper xxxxxl big or paris hilton xxxxxxs
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Old 07-21-2006, 09:24 PM
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Large Plain White Cotton
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Old 07-21-2006, 09:25 PM
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wow, how the hell did I miss this thread
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Old 07-21-2006, 10:01 PM
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I *think* that it would just be like eating too much fiber and you'll like become constipated/vomit and should see a doctor. However, I don't know what effect dyes and whatnot would have. But of course, I am not a doctor so perhaps you could do some serious damage.

I guess a medium sized t-shirt would weigh about 200g. RDA of roughage is ~25g. That's a pretty severe overdose.

If it were me, I would try and eat a third of the shirt in 8 hours, drinking lots of water. In addition to the shirt, I'd try and eat a lot of carbohydrates and some protein. Hopefully, if you eat enough you'll pass out the enough shirt before the next 8 hours. Hopefully [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

I also think you'd have to be a total chump to consider doing it for less than $1k.
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