SSNL [cheese] thread: JULY (nc) - Page 42

mosuavea · #**411** 07-21-2006, 02:41 PM

e,

Also, any questions from TheWorstPlayers OOT poll are awesome...

Its assume the party was serviced to completion.

Making out after cunnilingus?

Standard
Disgusting

Making out after fellatio?

Standard
Disgusting

Cunnilingus after intercourse?

Standard
Disgusting

Fellatio after intercourse?

Standard
Disgusting

Blotting pizza with a napkin?

Standard
Disgusting

TheDunePariah · #**412** 07-21-2006, 02:59 PM

I was waiting all day to stack this guy, who was about 85/40/4.0. When I sat down at the table he had about $1200 (600BBs), and slowly pissed it away to everyone else... and mostly me. Ship that [censored].

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($283.91)
Hero ($511.66)
MP ($307.87)
CO ($58.90)
Button ($329.30)
SB ($215.15)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $1.
Hero calls $2, MP calls $2, 3 folds, BB raises to $6, Hero calls $6, MP calls $6.

Flop: ($25) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $20, MP calls $20, BB raises to $73.7, Hero calls $483.66 (All-In), MP folds, BB calls $202.21 (All-In).

Turn: ($824.57) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($824.57) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $824.57

Results in white below: 
BB has Qc Qd (one pair, queens).
Hero has 9c 9h (three of a kind, nines).
Outcome: Hero wins $824.57.

ama0330 · #**413** 07-21-2006, 03:02 PM

One of the most difficult calls I have had to make since I started playing poker. I feel quite manly at the moment.

Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 1: cossie23 ( $45.8 )
Seat 2: goliath9 ( $42.28 )
Seat 3: Mikker18 ( $36.89 )
Seat 4: 22pair22 ( $49.5 )
Seat 5: zjoker58 ( $46.4 )
Seat 6: gambler62 ( $49.25 )
Seat 7: LFC5CUPS ( $91.62 )
Seat 8: ama0330 ( $31.2 ) LOL shortstack
Seat 9: tinjamie ( $50 )

goliath9 posts small blind [$0.25].
Mikker18 posts big blind [$0.5].
tinjamie posts big blind [$0.5].

** Dealing down cards **

Dealt to ama0330 [ A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ]
22pair22 folds.
zjoker58 calls [$0.5].
gambler62 folds.
LFC5CUPS folds.
ama0330 raises [$2].
tinjamie folds.
cossie23 folds.
goliath9 calls [$1.75].
Mikker18 folds.
zjoker58 calls [$1.5].

** Dealing Flop ** [ 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ]

goliath9 checks.
zjoker58 checks.
ama0330 bets [$5].
goliath9 folds.
zjoker58 calls [$5].

** Dealing Turn ** [ 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ]

zjoker58 checks.
ama0330 bets [$10].
zjoker58 calls [$10].

** Dealing River ** [ 10[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ]

zjoker58 pushes for [$24.92].
ama0330 resigns himself to the inevitable and calls [$14.2].

** Summary **

zjoker58 shows [ K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ].
ama0330 shows [ A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ].

ama0330 collected [$62.15] and damn near had a heart attack.

younghov17 · #**414** 07-21-2006, 03:20 PM

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Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($461.81)
Hero ($917.10)
Button ($972.40)
SB ($339.50)
BB ($765.28)
UTG ($375)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $2.
2 folds, Hero raises to $16, 2 folds, BB calls $12.

Flop: ($34) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $25, BB calls $25.

Turn: ($84) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $70, BB calls $70.

River: ($224) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $224.26, Hero calls $224.26.

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How can you not raise that river last to act with the nuts?

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pt window popped up cuz i clicked it on accident when it was doing an import, by the time i got it minimized again i only had time for 1 click, didnt realize i had the 8 making the sfd impossible so i just clicked call with the timer on 2 seconds left

Pokey · #**415** 07-21-2006, 06:23 PM

Welcome to my nightmare. Hands like these are why I've dropped two buyins at $200NL in the past two weekends. Total calling stations folding whenever I hit a hand but reraising me EVERY time I bluff. Weak-tight idiots risking all their chips against my supernit image when they have TPNK. Every bluff gets raised, every draw misses, every made hand gets sucked out on or folded. Pure nightmare.

No more of this game for awhile, methinks; I'm moving down to $100NL to rebuild my confidence.

My personal favorite of the list:

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $178.65
UTG+1: $38
CO: $409.55
Button: $100.30
Pokey: $247.15
BB: $161

Pre-flop: (6 players) Pokey is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 raises to $9, CO raises to $16, Button folds, Pokey calls, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($52, 3 players)
Pokey checks, UTG+1 is all-in $22, CO calls, Pokey raises to $100, CO folds.
Uncalled bets: $78 returned to Pokey.

UTG+1 showed 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Pokey showed T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

The gigantic calling station finds a FOLD, but at least I get all-in against dead money.

PokerStove says:
Code:<hr /><pre>
990 games 0.031 secs 31,935 games/sec

Board: Ks 6s Tc
Dead:

equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 98.3838 % 98.38% 00.00% { ThTs }
Hand 2: 01.6162 % 01.62% 00.00% { 7c7s }
</pre><hr />

I can't lose this hand unless villain somehow goes

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($118, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $118)

runner

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($118, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $118)

runner.

Results:
Final pot: $118

I know, nobody cares; still, my confidence is shattered and my frustration levels are through the roof. I needed to vent.

Dan Bitel · #**416** 07-21-2006, 06:34 PM

yo,

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add me

cbloom · #**417** 07-21-2006, 06:36 PM

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Welcome to my nightmare. Hands like these are why I've dropped two buyins at $200NL in the past two weekends.

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Two buyins !? You definitely get no sympathy. I usually piss off two buyins worth of misclicks each day [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

younghov17 · #**418** 07-21-2006, 06:51 PM

lol @ 2 buyins...seriously are you joking?

Pokey · #**419** 07-21-2006, 06:54 PM

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lol @ 2 buyins...seriously are you joking?

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Fine, it was 37 buyins. Does that make the runner-runner suckout more egregious? What does it matter how much I lost? I didn't realize there was a "you must lose this much before your losses count" bar.

If it makes it more serious for people, I was up two buyins at one point, so from the top I'm down four buyins. Or if you'll only care if I've had a thermonuclear meltdown, call it 390 buyins at the $2NL tables.

Geez.

younghov17 · #**420** 07-21-2006, 07:24 PM

omg u lost 19 big blinds to a runner runner..THE AGONY!!!!!

seriously tho man i dont know what ur going to do when u hit a REAL downswing that last for 80k hands

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