SSNL [cheese] thread: JULY (nc) - Page 19

Fredrik · #**181** 07-11-2006, 03:50 AM

Villain was raising my every blind, no matter how many limpers or whatnot he was up against. Bet/raised at most pots and had lost a couple of buy-ins already.

I was getting annoyed at him stealing my blinds, but I just couldn't get even a half-decent hand to defend with. Raising with air wouldn't work. As soon as he was in the pot he just wouldn't fold.

(Sorry, don't know any converters that can do this site)

Game # 373933358 - Texas Hold'em No Limit EUR 0,05/0,10 - Table "Cuijk"
Game ended 2006-07-11 00:03:28 GMT+01:00

Players:
decent (EUR 10,02 in seat 1)
Villain (EUR 4,20 in seat 2)
Hero (EUR 14,13 in seat 3)

Dealer: decent
Small Blind: Villain (0,05)
Big Blind: Hero (0,10)

Hero was dealt: Kh - Kd

decent Call (0,10)
Villain Raise (0,38)
Hero Raise (1,80)
decent Fold
Villain All-In (3,77)
Hero Call (2,30)

Flop 9s - Qs - 3h
Turn 9s - Qs - 3h - Ad
River 9s - Qs - 3h - Ad - Ts

Villain shows: 8s - Ac (a pair of aces)
Hero didn't show: Kh - Kd (a pair of kings)

Villain wins: EUR 8,10 (with a pair of aces)
Rake: EUR 0,40

Mmmm... Great....

Two (2) hands later:

Game # 373933487 - Texas Hold'em No Limit EUR 0,05/0,10 - Table "Cuijk"
Game ended 2006-07-11 00:05:16 GMT+01:00

Players:
decent (EUR 9,52 in seat 1)
Villain (EUR 6,50 in seat 2)
Hero (EUR 11,78 in seat 3)

Dealer: Hero
Small Blind: decent (0,05)
Big Blind: Villain (0,10)

Hero was dealt: Ad - Ah

Hero Raise (0,42)
decent Fold
Villain Call (0,32)

Flop 9h - Kh - Th

Villain Check
Hero Bet (0,55)
Villain Raise (3,00)
Hero Call (2,45)

Turn 9h - Kh - Th - Jh

Villain Check
Hero Bet (3,25)
Villain All-In (3,08)
Hero Payback (0,17)

River 9h - Kh - Th - Jh - 7c

Villain shows: Qh - 5c (a straight flush, king high)
Hero didn't show: Ad - Ah (a flush, ace high)

Villain wins: EUR 12,40 (with a straight flush, king high)
Rake: EUR 0,65

Wtf?!?! So rigged...

Theduke211 · #**182** 07-11-2006, 04:10 AM

I won the 40k 20+2 in early Dec and a 5 limit the next day. I must say I havent done as well since then but not too bad either. I think they are a great way to teach you patience. I just wish I had learned what a bankroll was then and not blown the money bc now Im in the middle of really learning poker and building one. PS I am learning. Not as a joke but when this part of the thread started ajmargarine posted "OUTED!!!! or something close. Was that a bad post on my part. I would just like to talk and learn with others while I play....

goofyballer · #**183** 07-11-2006, 06:29 AM

Many issues to address in this post!

AJ: I myself am an avid intramural softball player. How much do you think you are really to blame if the other team scores lots of runs? While sometimes I encounter pitchers that do some weird voodoo making me pop up all the time (I generally hit .800 or so), most of the time it seems like a team that scores a lot of runs is the result of good hitting, not bad pitching.

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What is the cheese thread? Here is where you post how awesome you are, or how much you suck. Or how some 2p2'er is a huge fish or is tapping the glass

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Dear "ThePhoneBook" on Party: WTF ARE YOU DOING TAPPING THE GLASS SO OPENLY? I'm playing NL $100 with another 2+2er, and this 18/2 nit (ThePhoneBook) starts calling everyone else at the table a nit, and tells the only fish at the table to leave before he loses the rest of his money, after he already said in chat that he was going to stick around to get his money back! He also apparently had a spy in #msnl where the other 2+2er and I were chatting (as he made references to things we were saying), but would rather educate the fish at the table than come into the IRC channel himself. I was sitting there with my god damn jaw hanging open at how much this guy hates money. Stop ruining the fish supply for the rest of us, [censored].

Awesome session:

...featuring multiple lessons on how to shove with the nuts into a $7 pot and get a call!

The following two hands happened at the same table and led to me getting a monster stack:

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $152.30
CO: $684.39
Button: $261.14
SB: $98
Hero: $155.40

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
2 folds, Button calls, SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($3, 3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2, Button calls, SB folds.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($7, 2 players)
Hero bets $4, Button raises to $10

$$$!!! Villain was pretty donkish, so I figured he either had a smaller flush or set. If I could just squeeze out a blank on the river, I was pretty sure he would call a c/r AI with either hand.

Hero calls.

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($27, 2 players)

$$$$

Hero checks, Button bets $15, Hero raises all-in $141.4, Button calls.

Results:
Final pot: $309.8
Button shows 5h Th 
Hero shows 9h Ah 

Now, with a $300 stack and another dude with $700 at the table, with 50/2.5/1.5 stats...

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $219.44
UTG+1: $97
CO: $698.41
Button: $73.78
SB: $39.42
Hero: $303.50

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, CO calls, Button folds, SB calls, Hero raises to $6, 2 folds, CO raises to $23, SB folds, Hero raises to $68, CO calls.

Have to admit the LRR had me a little scared, given his tiny PFR...but dude, I have KK.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($139, 2 players)
Hero bets $120, CO raises to $240, Hero calls all-in $115.5.
Uncalled bets: $4.5 returned to CO.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($610, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $610)

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($610, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $610)

[censored] YOU PARTYPOKER OMG NO WAY DID YOU JUST LET VILLAIN HIT HIS TWO OUTER I KILL YOU DIKSHIT

Results:
Final pot: $610
CO shows Jd Ad PHEW!!!
Hero shows Kd Kh 

Villain battled back against other people to get a $600 stack or so, and we were both playing 5 to 6 buyins deep for a long time. He hit about a million 5 outers on me; he couldn't fold a pair, but was very good at rivering trips or two pair every time I had TPTK (which was quite often, as I was raising a lot of pots against him preflop). He left before we could get into a nice $1200 pot together.

Shove the nuts, get called: This dude was like 50/something/something, I don't remember, I just figured he'd call with a 3

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $219.93
UTG+1: $154.72
CO: $173.37
Button: $170.50
SB: $371.05
Hero: $100

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
2 folds, CO calls, 2 folds, 2 folds, Hero checks.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($2.5, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($2.5, 2 players)
Hero bets $2, CO calls.

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($6.5, 2 players)
Hero raises all-in $96, CO calls.

Results:
Final pot: $198.5
Hero shows 5d 6h 
CO shows 7h 8h 

And just for fun, my biggest losing hand on the night, flop call = kinda sickening

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
4 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $124.60
Button: $64.93
SB: $371.05
BB: $100
SB: $92.50
BB: $31.90

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero raises to $4, Button calls, 2 folds.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($9.5, 2 players)
Hero bets $7, Button calls.

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($23.5, 2 players)
Hero bets $15, Button calls.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($53.5, 2 players)
Hero raises all-in $98.6, Button calls all-in $38.93.
Uncalled bets: $59.67 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $131.36
Hero shows Ad As 
Button shows Ah 9h

tkkjsoup · #**184** 07-11-2006, 02:40 PM

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Now, with a $300 stack and another dude with $700 at the table, with 50/2.5/1.5 stats...

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $219.44
UTG+1: $97
CO: $698.41
Button: $73.78
SB: $39.42
Hero: $303.50

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, CO calls, Button folds, SB calls, Hero raises to $6, 2 folds, CO raises to $23, SB folds, Hero raises to $68, CO calls.

Have to admit the LRR had me a little scared, given his tiny PFR...but dude, I have KK.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($139, 2 players)
Hero bets $120, CO raises to $240, Hero calls all-in $115.5.
Uncalled bets: $4.5 returned to CO.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($610, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $610)

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($610, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $610)

[censored] YOU PARTYPOKER OMG NO WAY DID YOU JUST LET VILLAIN HIT HIS TWO OUTER I KILL YOU DIKSHIT

Results:
Final pot: $610
CO shows Jd Ad PHEW!!!
Hero shows Kd Kh 

Villain battled back against other people to get a $600 stack or so, and we were both playing 5 to 6 buyins deep for a long time. He hit about a million 5 outers on me; he couldn't fold a pair, but was very good at rivering trips or two pair every time I had TPTK (which was quite often, as I was raising a lot of pots against him preflop). He left before we could get into a nice $1200 pot together.

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Not at all positive, but I think I might have been the button in this hand. Note the lame stack size and the look of horror on my PP guy's face after continuing to run bad. Note the large stack of chips on my right that appear to have a tkk logo on them. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

BTW, Goofy, Bonita Aurelia is teh nuts. NH on your avatar.

goofyballer · #**185** 07-11-2006, 10:37 PM

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Not at all positive, but I think I might have been the button in this hand. Note the lame stack size and the look of horror on my PP guy's face after continuing to run bad. Note the large stack of chips on my right that appear to have a tkk logo on them. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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lol, I think ThePhoneBook's frustration at not getting any of those chips is what set him off at berating the fish later. Usually I'm the guy sitting there wondering where all the $$ is going, so I feel your pain.

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BTW, Goofy, Bonita Aurelia is teh nuts. NH on your avatar.

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Mos def! Thanks.

ajmargarine · #**186** 07-11-2006, 11:07 PM

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AJ: I myself am an avid intramural softball player. How much do you think you are really to blame if the other team scores lots of runs? While sometimes I encounter pitchers that do some weird voodoo making me pop up all the time (I generally hit .800 or so), most of the time it seems like a team that scores a lot of runs is the result of good hitting, not bad pitching.

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Well, it's slowpitch, so if the other team has very good hitters who are hitting well there's not much you can do. However, if the other team is just OK, IMO a good pitcher should be able to get 5-7 outs himself by getting them to hit pitches they don't want to hit. Swinging at pitches that drop on the front of the plate with two strikes, pull hitters swinging at deep outside pitches, opposite way hitters swinging at short outside pitches with heavy backspin, throwing a 15-foot floating curveball followed by a 6-foot heavy backspin pitch...stuff like that.

zeero3 · #**187** 07-12-2006, 03:21 AM

[ QUOTE ]
Many issues to address in this post!

Dear "ThePhoneBook" on Party: WTF ARE YOU DOING TAPPING THE GLASS SO OPENLY? I'm playing NL $100 with another 2+2er, and this 18/2 nit (ThePhoneBook) starts calling everyone else at the table a nit, and tells the only fish at the table to leave before he loses the rest of his money, after he already said in chat that he was going to stick around to get his money back! He also apparently had a spy in #msnl where the other 2+2er and I were chatting (as he made references to things we were saying), but would rather educate the fish at the table than come into the IRC channel himself. I was sitting there with my god damn jaw hanging open at how much this guy hates money. Stop ruining the fish supply for the rest of us, [censored].

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Well I might as well. I've been playing long enough, and I'm sure you have as well to know what tapping the glass is. If you HONESTLY think I caused him to leave then you need to wake up. There were FOUR players left at that 6max. A 500ish stack, a 300ish stack (you two "dipshi.ts" as you like to call everyone who you believe ISN'T a 2+2er, that will NEVER cease to crack me up), my 100ish stack, and the guy you two were targeting w/ his 100ish stack.

The REASON he left is because you two were folding every hand non-stop, being "nitty" as you like to call everyone. I must admit, hearing berating things from regular fish on the Party chat-box--doesn't bother me in the LEAST, but hearing two 2+2ers talk like they're running sh.it just really cracked me up. I had to come out of the wood work.

Oh yeah, I DEFINITELY don't hate money, that's why I play like a "nit". But that's MY choice as to play like that, but just because I'm not a player that gives up the cookies to you...... well you get the point. In case you don't, just study the game and try to improve, talking shi.t about people behind their back like some nerds, not cool LOLOL.

BTW, some of you 2+2ers are nice and have some decent knowledge to drop.... Caulk and Tough, if YOU like money then loosen up a bit, LOL.

goofyballer · #**188** 07-12-2006, 05:14 AM

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If you HONESTLY think I caused him to leave then you need to wake up. There were FOUR players left at that 6max. A 500ish stack, a 300ish stack (you two "dipshi.ts" as you like to call everyone who you believe ISN'T a 2+2er, that will NEVER cease to crack me up), my 100ish stack, and the guy you two were targeting w/ his 150ish stack.

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FYP, and you're being results-oriented to make a statement like that. While I don't think he left because of you, he easily could have. He already said he was gonna stick around; what good is saying "leave before you lose the rest of your money" gonna do??? Either he stays (which he was gonna do anyway) or leaves because you made him feel like the dumb fish that he is.

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The REASON he left is because you two were folding every hand non-stop, being "nitty" as you like to call everyone. I must admit, hearing berating things from regular fish on the Party chat-box--doesn't bother me in the LEAST, but hearing two 2+2ers talk like they're running sh.it just really cracked me up. I had to come out of the wood work.

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Should this mean anything coming from an 18/2? Did you open up your VPIP to a massive 20 to accomodate the fish or something? And what the hell are you talking about with the "hearing two 2+2ers" statement? We weren't saying anything in the table chat, and if you had an issue with something we were saying in IRC you should have said it there instead of dragging the fish into it. How big of a moran are you?

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Oh yeah, I DEFINITELY don't hate money, that's why I play like a "nit". But that's MY choice as to play like that, but just because I'm not a player that gives up the cookies to you...... well you get the point. In case you don't, just study the game and try to improve, talking shi.t about people behind their back like some nerds, not cool LOLOL.

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You're way too sensitive if you think that calling you a set-mining nit in IRC constitutes "talking [censored]." I really don't care how you choose to play, but I don't know how else you want me to describe it. Would it have suited you better if I said "TPB limps a lot and chooses to play rather passively without the nuts?" We weren't saying anything about you until you opened your big mouth at that table.

zeero3 · #**189** 07-12-2006, 05:20 AM

I am sensitive. Later....

NewUser2006 · #**190** 07-12-2006, 09:26 AM

He left both tables after the 2nd hand... giggidy giggidy.

1st hand:
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (9 handed) internettexasholdem.com

MP2 ($68.95)
MP3 ($45.80)
CO ($31.50)
Button ($131.97)
Hero ($95.90)
BB ($173.37)
UTG ($15.15)
UTG+1 ($100)
MP1 ($20.85)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $0.50.
7 folds, Hero (poster) completes, BB raises to $2, Hero calls $2.

Flop: ($6) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $4, Hero raises to $15, BB calls $166.37 (All-In), Hero calls $77.90 (All-In).

Turn: ($269.27) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($269.27) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $269.27

Results in white below: 
Hero has 6h 6c (two pair, sevens and sixes).
BB has As Kh (two pair, sevens and twos).
Outcome: Hero wins $191.80. BB wins $77.47. 

2nd hand, same Villain, different table:

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (8 handed) internettexasholdem.com

CO ($71.63)
Button ($38)
Hero ($154.06)
BB ($113.38)
UTG ($81.23)
UTG+1 ($125.50)
MP1 ($60.99)
MP2 ($112.65)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $0.50.
UTG calls $1, UTG+1 raises to $4, 4 folds, Hero (poster) raises to $14.5, 1 fold, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $121.50 (All-In), Hero calls $110.50.

Flop: ($253) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($253) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($253) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $253

Results in white below: 
Hero has As Ks (high card, ace).
UTG+1 has Kh Qs (high card, king).
Outcome: Hero wins $253.

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