Best Quick Joke you know

[DrunkHamster]

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?



Two, but they have to be really small.

OR..................

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

<font color="white"> The holocaust... </font>

[junsie]

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?



They both leave boys bedrooms with empty sacks.

[Rev. Good Will]

Q: What's the worst part of having 4 black guys go off a cliff in a caddilac?


















A:They were my friends [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Egocide]

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver?

Because shes a woman.

[WackityWhiz]

[ QUOTE ]
Q: What's the worst part of having 4 black guys go off a cliff in a caddilac?

A:They were my friends [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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lol.. i was expecting "because you coulda fit 5"

[SL__72]

Where does the general put his armies?

<font color="white">In his sleevies. </font>

[Low Limit Loser]

What's the difference between a golf ball and an anniversary present?

In white: <font color="white">A man will actually spend 5 minutes looking for a golf ball </font>

[Shilly]

How can you identify a French infantryman?

<font color="white">Sunburned armpits. </font>

[MtSmalls]

Donald Rumsfeld: Sir, bad news from Iraq. The coalition forces lost 3 Brazilian soldiers yesterday.

GWB: OH MY GOD THAT'S AWFUL. (turns to Laura) How many is a brazillion again??

[WackityWhiz]

[ QUOTE ]
Donald Rumsfeld: Sir, bad news from Iraq. The coalition forces lost 3 Brazilian soldiers yesterday.

GWB: OH MY GOD THAT'S AWFUL. (turns to Laura) How many is a brazillion again??

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow, that one is awesome