Best Quick Joke you know

[Los Feliz Slim]

Q: What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
A: (in white) <font color="white"> NACHO cheese. </font>

[Duff]

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch.

[BlindingLaser]

So anyways, a neutron walks into a bar. And the bartender says, "For you, no charge."

[M2d]

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So anyways, a neutron walks into a bar. And the bartender says, "For you, no charge."

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the neutron says "you sure?" and the bartender, a proton, says "I'm positive"

[oddjob]

what's the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

you take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.

why do hippies smell?

so blind people can hate them too.

[lucas9000]

take my wife...please.

[Hamish McBagpipe]

[KilgoreTrout]

Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares the [censored] out of the dog. <font color="white">


Not really a "joke" but this is one of my favorites:

Yo momma's pus$y is so hairy, when yo brother was born he died of rug burn </font>

[WackityWhiz]

What's long, black, and smells bad?

<font color="white"> The unemployment line ... i'm going to hell</font>

[benfranklin]

Q. What's the difference between your wife/GF/SO and a terrorist?


A. (in white) <font color="white"> You can negotiate with a terrorist. </font>