Funny girlfriend quotes

[miajag]

which pornstar?

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I can't figure out if this is a brag post because OP thinks his GF looks like a porn star, or an anti-brag post because OP thinks his GF isn't funny. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[Dadswell]

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I can't figure out if this is a brag post because OP thinks his GF looks like a porn star, or an anti-brag post because OP thinks his GF isn't funny. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Not a brag at all, it isn't the insane hot pornstar. I laughed pretty hard when she sent that is all.

Also I just checked from a few days ago. She kinda wanted to learn to play poker a bit so she is messing around at the micros on stars.

Elisa says: man these people are pussies
Elisa says: everyone just checks

[bisonbison]

Her: "6 inches, isn't that kind of small?"
Me: "How big do you think I am?
Her: "8? 9?"
Me: "phew"

[surfinillini]

Ex Girlfriend...

Me: We're going to Vegas this weekend...what are you gonna do while I play poker?
Her: Roulette, I read that board b/c it helps me
Me: Really? If the ball lands on black 99 times in a row, what are the chances its gonna land on black the 100th time?
Her: 99%?

[oneeye13]

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Ex Girlfriend...

Me: We're going to Vegas this weekend...what are you gonna do while I play poker?
Her: Roulette, I read that board b/c it helps me
Me: Really? If the ball lands on black 99 times in a row, what are the chances its gonna land on black the 100th time?
Her: 99%?

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probably more like 100%. what f'n roulette board lands black 99 times in a row?

[KaneKungFu123]

"me: I'd probably get hit on, you know gay dudes dig the 'fro."

did you just admit to saying this?

[cdxx]

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Ex Girlfriend...

Me: We're going to Vegas this weekend...what are you gonna do while I play poker?
Her: Roulette, I read that board b/c it helps me
Me: Really? If the ball lands on black 99 times in a row, what are the chances its gonna land on black the 100th time?
Her: 99%?

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probably more like 100%. what f'n roulette board lands black 99 times in a row?

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if your roulette wheel never lands on black 99 times in a row, it's not truly random.

p.s. to make this post worthwhile.

after i made her do her own damn russian homework, since we were both russian. she threw a fit, but still did it.

gf : if you think i learned anything by doing it myself, you are wrong.

me : WTF DO YOU WANT FROM ME? I AM NOT DOING YOUR WORK THAT SHOULD BE BUTT EASY!!! GET THE F*** OUT OF MY HOUSE!

gf : i am sorry. how about a [censored]?

[Nicholasp27]

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Ex Girlfriend...

Me: We're going to Vegas this weekend...what are you gonna do while I play poker?
Her: Roulette, I read that board b/c it helps me
Me: Really? If the ball lands on black 99 times in a row, what are the chances its gonna land on black the 100th time?
Her: 99%?

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she's right

it's most likely a rigged wheel

it can't be 100% since there is a chance that it happens, but most likely it's rigged and so 99% is a good answer since u don't wanna say 100% due to slight chance of 1/2^99

[BadBeatMagnet]

Nights at home when the girlfriend and I aren't doing anything particularly interesting I'll play poker and she'll play Playstation. That's right, she's a gamer. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Anyway, She gets to this one tough level near the end of Crash Bandicoot 2 and dies like 20 times...

At which point she drops the controller in frustration and proclaims...

Girlfriend: I just blew 20 guys in like 5 minutes!

I was laughing hysterically for a good 10 minutes.