Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?

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He died two days later and the worst part was having to pull him out of his shell with a car key and sticking the shell back in there for another hermit crab to use someday.



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Well that is one of the grosser things I've read. I think I would just throw the whole shell away and buy another one before I'd stick my car key in and fish it out.

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That shell was used by another one even before him and it's a very well-made shell. It was really gross and smelly but whatever.