Would Only a Tool Drive a Dodge Viper?

[jnalpak]

so if you have cash to burn on a car you desire you are a tool?

[Mrs. Utah]

You guys and your cars...

He asked my opinion and and I gave my honest answer. I also think Corvettes and Ferraris scream midlife crisis or I am insecure, something along those lines. I am not speaking of the preformance of the car. Mercedes, BMW and Porsche, imo, are driven by men who are established and successful-its my perception and happened to be the perception of my two girlfriends(and we have never discussed this). Their responses were completely spontaneous. We all agreed that the Porsche is the car that would not make you look like a tool. If I saw a Viper driving down the street I would look at the car, but if I see a Porsche I would look at the car and the driver.

As long as I have known Utah his "dream car" has always been the 911 and he has come close several times to buying one but for some reason has not.

MUCH BETTER!

Its ultimately his choice.


...btw I drive a Dodge [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Fallen Hero]

the porsche is the better car by a huge difference, but for some reason I love the Viper (even though I hate almost any other american car).

[Warik]

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a bit ago, 2 of her girlfriends stopped by and I asked a simple question, "What would you think if you saw a guy drive by right now in a Dodge Viper?" Both of them responded without hesitation that it screamed midlife crisis and that the guy was trying to compensate for deficiencies.

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Buy the car.

If they say that again, *whip out your huge cock and slap them across the face with it.

*Note: This won't work if you don't have a huge cock.

... can't help you with the midlife crisis thing though... =(

[microbet]

I don't have enough info to give an opinion. I'll need a test drive. Swing by anytime.

[traz]

I've always thought of a porsche as a more cliche mid-life car than a viper

[scotchnrocks]

I don't understand why people want/think they can make accurate judgements like this. It really boils down to jealously/envy, because the cars ya'll are talking about are an absolute blast to drive.

On the M3 board where I'm a member, one of the members there also has a late model Porsche and described his trip to a local Best Buy. After leaving the store, he said there were like four people oogling around his car with some donk trying to explain something about it. As he approached his car (car was parked in a normal spot around other cars so oogler's didn't immediately know it was his) a girl staring at it says "the guy who drives this must be a pretentious prick". The owner thanked the guy for introducing his car, and told the girl he's no different than any other driver out there, and quietly drove off.

There are a lot of ignorant people out there. God forbid the people who've worked hard for their [censored] should ever be able to enjoy the life they've created for themselves.

[piki]

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I've always thought of a porsche as a more cliche mid-life car than a viper

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Indeed. I'm not into cars at all, but Viper is just so uniquely beauftiful to me, I'll own one one day.

OP, I'll envy you if you buy one. Can't say that for any other car.

-pix

[guids]

God forbid the people who've worked hard for their [censored] should ever be able to enjoy the life they've created for themselves.




Yup, that was going to be my post. [censored] everyone else, you know what you like, the Viper is a sweet car, buy it. Now, for an even better thread:

If you were the guy driving that porsche, and overheard some cum guzzler say that, how would you handle it?

[ChuckyB]

Tell her it has nothing to do with your small penis. It's small for physiological reasons.

Drive what you want. Everyone else should worry about their own [censored].