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#1
06-01-2006, 09:27 AM
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Re: post the nerdiest joke you know
2 mathematicians were eating lunch and discussing the overall state of society. mathematician A maintained that the general population were remarkably stupid while mathematican B disagreed and felt that A was underestimating the masses.
they decided to resolve their disagreement with a simple, friendly wager. they would ask the waitress, who was a young blond lady a simple integration problem. they agreed the question would be, "what is the integral of 1?" at this point A retired to the bathroom, and B, shadily, sought out the waitress. he said to her, "my friend and i have a wager and i will tip you well if you will help me win. we will ask you a question and all you must do is answer with 'x'." she left and in A returned none the wiser. when she returned they proceed with the question. a: dear, we have a question for you. b: are you able to tell us the integral of 1? waitress: of course, the answer is x. A was quite surprised though impressed while B smiled smugly. with that the waitress finished clearing the table was about to walk off when she turned and said, "plus a constant." 
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#4
06-01-2006, 03:01 PM
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Re: post the nerdiest joke you know
I dont get it.
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#5
06-01-2006, 05:45 PM
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Re: post the nerdiest joke you know
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[ QUOTE ] alllllreaadddddddyyyyy pooostttedddddddddd [/ QUOTE ]And not very funny. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] -Sam [/ QUOTE ] you likely dont get it. point was both math dudes forgot about the constant but the dumb blond waitress knew. its a dumb joke no doubt but its a bit clever imo.
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#6
06-01-2006, 05:59 PM
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Re: post the nerdiest joke you know
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] alllllreaadddddddyyyyy pooostttedddddddddd [/ QUOTE ]And not very funny. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] -Sam [/ QUOTE ] you likely dont get it. point was both math dudes forgot about the constant but the dumb blond waitress knew. its a dumb joke no doubt but its a bit clever imo. [/ QUOTE ] I feel better about myself for not getting it now. I didn't get it because it was stupid.
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#7
06-01-2006, 06:01 PM
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Re: post the nerdiest joke you know
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] alllllreaadddddddyyyyy pooostttedddddddddd [/ QUOTE ]And not very funny. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] -Sam [/ QUOTE ] you likely dont get it. point was both math dudes forgot about the constant but the dumb blond waitress knew. its a dumb joke no doubt but its a bit clever imo. [/ QUOTE ] I feel better about myself for not getting it now. I didn't get it because it was stupid. [/ QUOTE ] It's because many math people, even the brightest forget to put c or the constant in the integral.
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#8
06-01-2006, 11:26 PM
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Re: post the nerdiest joke you know
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] alllllreaadddddddyyyyy pooostttedddddddddd [/ QUOTE ]And not very funny. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] -Sam [/ QUOTE ] you likely dont get it. point was both math dudes forgot about the constant but the dumb blond waitress knew. its a dumb joke no doubt but its a bit clever imo. [/ QUOTE ] You didn't get it, the blond waitress has a math degree and is waiting tables.
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#9
06-02-2006, 12:42 AM
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Re: post the nerdiest joke you know
So Heisenburg and Shroedinger are driving in a car, they hit a "bump" and Heisenburg says to Shroedinger: "My goodness, you just hit a cat". Shroedinger says: "Are you sure?" Heisenburg says: "I cant be certain"
Which dissovles faster in water a bear at the equator or a bear up north? A bear up north because it is polar. A mathamatician is doing an IQ test. Question 1: "Given an empty pot a faucet and a stove, how do you produce boiling water?" Answer: "Fill the pot with water, put it on the stove" Question 2: "Given a pot full of water this time, how do you get the water to boil?" Answer: "Throw the water away. You are reduced to Problem 1"
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#10
06-02-2006, 03:19 AM
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Re: post the nerdiest joke you know
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] alllllreaadddddddyyyyy pooostttedddddddddd [/ QUOTE ]And not very funny. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] -Sam [/ QUOTE ] you likely dont get it. point was both math dudes forgot about the constant but the dumb blond waitress knew. its a dumb joke no doubt but its a bit clever imo. [/ QUOTE ] You didn't get it, the blond waitress has a math degree and is waiting tables. [/ QUOTE ] hahaha. thats a good one too.
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