My dog hates it when I play online poker

[Georgia Avenue]

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Obviously, explaining variance to her or showing her all the $$$ I'm making isn't a solution, since she has the intelligence of a 2 year old.

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No jokes please

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[RayPowers]

Its pretty obvious poker stresses you, and that worries her and makes her not like it. That evil computer is hurting her daddy!

Quit poker, obviously.

Ray

[His Boy Elroy]

Is it only when you play poker or any time you sit at the computer?

[CarlSpackler]

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Is it only when you play poker or any time you sit at the computer?

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If I'm just surfing the net and not playing poker, she usually has no problem. Every once in a while she'll whine a little if I'm sitting there for a substantial amount of time, but it's nothing like when I'm playing poker online. I mean, sometimes it's only a couple of minutes of me playing, and she'll start whining and trying to crawl under the desk. It's quite maddening.

[illeagle]

Put a muzzle on her and put her outside.

[CarlSpackler]

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Put a muzzle on her and put her outside.

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She's too smart to muzzle. When I used to take her to a pet clinic to get quaffed (I do it myself now), I had to give her a sedative, so she would calm down enough to let the pet groomer do her thing. The dose the vet told me to give her was too much, and she could barely walk straight, but she still had no problem getting out of the muzzle. She's extremely intelligent and cunning.

[j_gomberski]

"Obviously, explaining variance to her or showing her all the $$$ I'm making isn't a solution, since she has the intelligence of a 2 year old."



"She's extremely intelligent and cunning."


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[Beermantm]

Seems obvious to me.......... she wants to play. Go buy another computer and open an account for her.

[CarlSpackler]

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Seems obvious to me.......... she wants to play. Go buy another computer and open an account for her.

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I have had her fill out a march madness bball bracket b4, where I passed the #1,2,and 3 seeds to the sweet sixteen, and let her pick the rest of the tourney. She beat over a 3rd of the people who entered.

Don't know if I can back her in poker. Might let her try micros, but this is probably a pretty bad idea EV wise.

[HLMencken]

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I have had her fill out a march madness bball bracket b4, where I passed the #1,2,and 3 seeds to the sweet sixteen, and let her pick the rest of the tourney. She beat over a 3rd of the people who entered.

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Miraculous! She beat 1/3 of the people after you eliminated the weakest 48 of the 64 teams for her. That's, ummmm, impressive.