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Old 01-18-2005, 02:54 PM
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Zero, I couldn't bring myself to attack a five year old unless there was a life threatening situation (like he had a loaded gun).
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Old 01-18-2005, 02:57 PM
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Default Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

great topic gonores.
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Old 01-18-2005, 03:28 PM
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Zero, I couldn't bring myself to attack a five year old unless there was a life threatening situation (like he had a loaded gun).

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Yeah, unlike the rest of us, who have no problem killing kindergartners for sport. Jeez....suspend reality for a few minutes to participate in a fun discussion.
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Old 01-18-2005, 03:33 PM
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Yeah, unlike the rest of us, who have no problem killing kindergartners for sport. Jeez....suspend reality for a few minutes to participate in a fun discussion.

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WTF are you talking about, suspend reality? This is the next Extreme Game dude. ESPN is salivating at the mouth to get this program launched. Makes Moto-X seem pretty weak.

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Old 01-18-2005, 04:17 PM
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I think 30 is way too low, even under the assumption they're highly motivated and fear failing this task more than being maimed or killed in action. 5 year olds have no power, no speed, and no height. You wouldn't need power kicks, hooks and uppercuts. more like light jabs and a stomp(this would save a lot of energy).

They'll never reach your head while standing, so only 2 ways to lose. get totally gassed, or taken down and stomped (and they'd probably need to get you down several times before they could keep you down)

People are seriously overestimiating 5 year olds here. I'll say 100, maybe a lot more.

9 or 10 year olds would be a different story. Would you rather do this (to the death) against 100 5yr olds, or 25 10yr olds? I'd take the 100
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Old 01-18-2005, 04:20 PM
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Default Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

anyone else picturing these 5 year olds as robot/gremlin/doppelganger style 5 year olds to make this a little easier to think about?
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Old 01-18-2005, 04:23 PM
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[censored] that. I'm picturing the kid from Big Daddy. Toughen up sport.
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Old 01-18-2005, 04:28 PM
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I'm picturing a pack of little brainwashed killers just out of a pol pot re-education camp.
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