Random theories you have . . .

[foureightsuited]

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The better the meal, the more cigarettes you have to smoke afterward.

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This is awesome. I started to notice this trend when I would smoke 2 cigs after eating outback. I knew this was the truth after I ate a $100 steak at a classy steakhouse around here and chain smoked the whole way home.



My theory: You must order the opposite of the sauce you want to get at taco bell to not get home and be pissed. e.g. "we want a lot of fire sauce" ... only to find 2 mild sauces in there.

[george w]

smoking cigarettes increases my lung capacity